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» screw_you said
"my heart has been stabbed so much, it no longuer bleeds. With a mind of its own , it knows what it needs."
» daFTWin said
"without you theres nothing :P.... to do but CLEAN!!"
» Jason said
"Withought juice there's nothing!"
» Mali said
"I can't believe she fucked my boyfriend"
» da_instagatah said
"bitches talkin shit get they mouth blew out"
» Octavio said
"Utopia was fukkkkkkkkkkkked up :D"
» djCasTproS said
"Spick'n'Span Spick Span Spick Span on the Other Limits fly in the air going in my breath in & out die the other galaxie for the internationally Greenpeace http://www.greenpeace.org.uk or call 0800 269 065 plur kill the killer polution in the planet p"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i need to be free, some time to be me, i need so much more, what is this life for?"
» da_instagatah said
"weeeee fuuuuuunnnnnkkkkk"
» Mali said
"fuckin paper cuts"
» daFTWin said
"fawkin"
» PaT_ said
"rockin"
» Mali said
"don't you wish you had food.."
» mdc said
"dont you wish you hadnt tasted this, dont you wish had a mind of your own, dont you wish you hadnt listened to your friends, dont you wish you hadnt left it alone"
» PookStah said
"In Order To Stop Lying To Others...You Have To Stop Lying To Yourself"
» G__ said
"Ontario gave me a headache."
» Miss_Amanda said
"Did I say something true? Oops, I didn't know I couldn't talk about sex-I musta been crazy. Did l have a point of view? Oops, I didn t know I couldn't talk about you-What was I thinking."
» djCasTproS said
"i hate rap just good for scratch music i think !!! respect... i going to the acid techno Steven Snomed is the best ¤~-=(plur)=-~¤ taxi next i need more acid go go go ..."
» Miss_Amanda said
"I'm not sorry-It's Human Nature-I'm not sorry-I'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me"
» Necspress said
""Creating a new age of civilization""
» Mali said
"BAA CAAA BAA CAAA BAA CAA WHAT WHAT!"
» mdc said
"no... you just ate a fuckin rubber you mean..."
» Mali said
"I just ate a fuckin rubber chicken"
» da_instagatah said
"kill the bitch, kill the bitch i swear when i get im gonna kill the bitch....he shot...then i shot..."
» mdc said
"yeah, youre right... im part of a select few"
» daFTWin said
"pop it, push it, rock and roll it, cant control it, I can hold it."
» Miss_Amanda said
"We have news for the beautiful people; there's a lot more of us then there are of you."
» daFTWin said
"elmo wants to be a chiken. Elmo wants to be a duck. BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK."
» El_Presidente said
"here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack"
» Mali said
"Fuckin posts.. in these fuckin threads in these fuckin boards. With a fuckin thread here.. and a fucking THREAD there! Here a thread.. there a THREAD! FUCKIN THREAD!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"let me tell u whats in riviere du loup. NOTHING!"
» nothingnopenope said
"why do UFOs always visit southern trailer parks and not the wonders of the world like the pyramids or Eiffel tower ?"
» moondancer said
"kaz is my light"
» PaT_ said
"When you were here before. Couldn't look you in the eye. You're just like an angel. Your skin makes me cry. You float like a feather. In a beautiful world. I wish I was special. You're so fucking special."
» PookStah said
"the POO-ky is dead..over!"
» daFTWin said
"boooo.. :("
» da_instagatah said
"ISABEL STOP BEING MAD AT ME!!!! :("
» djCasTproS said
"bleh... i say just bleh in my mind now i think big sti lol"
» da_instagatah said
"im sowway. so so sorry"
» screw_you said
"friends off"
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