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» Mali said
"It bursts me with incredible sensations.. so unbelievable.... it spreads through my body. From toes to head. I shiver as I start to dance and the cool breeze circles around me.. "the is unreal.." I float across the dancefloor..*to be continued"
» caro said
"DAMN THE MAN SAVE THE EMPIRE!"
» kitkat said
"some loon who wandered in off the street...."
» Mali said
"who are you..."
» kitkat said
"ill never get the recipe again fuck"
» Mali said
"mmm cake rain"
» kitkat said
"i do believe in captain crunch for i am the frizzle fry!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i agree"
» Miss_Amanda said
"honestly, you can try to wipe the memories aside but it's you that you erase"
» da_instagatah said
"chaos..."
» kitkat said
"i will grow a pompador, regardless of how it's spelled"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"and i understand that as i do you"
» daFTWin said
"death buddy."
» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said
"sars"
» daFTWin said
"and it'll keep happening for the rest of my life.. until, it happens to me."
» kitkat said
"blow drugs up yo ass wit a STRAW"
» mdc said
"take them rectaly"
» kitkat said
"dont sniff antidepressants"
» nter said
"chelsea stoped taking her daily dose of CRACK"
» mdc said
"i want things"
» da_instagatah said
"nter doesn't take his anti depressants"
» Mali said
"I seen Mike's dick, and now I want to cry"
» nter said
"chelsea likes bum sex"
» kitkat said
"never get an ibm"
» mdc said
"flim springfield"
» kitkat said
"beeeeees in my anus!"
» toebee said
"Im pinning my eyelids to my eyebrows."
» Mali said
"I film pornos"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"fine be that way."
» da_instagatah said
"On the streets with a death wish, Don't hide when you see me, I'm on the guestlist"
» toebee said
"Never assume your words are respected enough to not be questioed. You may still however redeem yourself by engaging with us in... MORTAL BATTLE!"
» mdc said
"pants are the bane of society"
» Mali said
"*tear*"
» toebee said
"FFUCK YOU you little fucker-fucky-who."
» Mali said
"all I see is anus"
» raver_bitch said
"all i see is losers."
» Mali said
"you still looking?"
» daFTWin said
"HI!"
» eLDee said
"And they lived miserably with too many kids on their hands and not enuff money, so they decided to kill their kids and commit suicide, but there weren't enuff bullets for the suicide so the state death row took care of that. The end."
» Miss_Amanda said
"And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter."
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