Oneliners |
 | » kitkat said "im a crazy drug addict not a raver" |
 | » daFTWin said "im a raver not a crazy drug addict." |
 | » Mali said "here ___" |
 | » da_instagatah said "wHiStLe CrEw wHeRe yOu At?!?! wHeRe's My WhIsTLe cReW?!?!" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "moo moo moo moo" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "You got a fast car. Is it fast enough that we can fly away? We gotta make a decision; Leave tonight or live and die this way." |
| » G__ said "Stupid does as stupid is" |
| » Mali said "no.. you said you were a genius" |
| » kitkat said "did i ever say i was smart?" |
| » mdc said "i post WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much" |
| » Mali said "I post not enough" |
| » G__ said "I post too much" |
| » mdc said "if a tree falls in the forest, will i get workman's comp if i say it fell on my leg?" |
| » PaT_ said "i'm not trying to give my life meaning/
by demeaning you/
and i would like to state for the record/
i did everything that i could do/
i'm not saying that i'm a saint/
i just don't want to live that way" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "You got a fast car. I want a ticket to anywhere.
Maybe we can make a deal. Maybe together we can get somewhere. Anyplace is better, starting from zero got nothing to lose. Maybe we'll make something, me myself I got nothing to prove." |
| » da_instagatah said "I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
and I'm beyond your peripheral vision
so you might want to turn your head
cause someday you're going to get hungry
and eat most of the words you just said" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "smarter people don't do E, speed, or meth!" |
| » da_instagatah said "smart PEOPLE don't do speed" |
| » kitkat said "smart insomniacs dont do speed" |
| » australia2001 said "Like a blind man in an orgy, you've just got to feel your way through it" |
| » Mali said "cut me opena nd call me Larce" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I can go with the flow. Do you believe it in your head?" |
| » mdc said "If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right!" |
| » daFTWin said "5 minutes my (_/_)" |
| » psychobitch said "Allen-n0-life ..heh." |
| » Mali said "I ran for the bus and fell and injured myself and it wasn't even my bus in the end" |
 | » screw_you said "your life story wouldd not make a good book...dont even try" |
| » mdc said "i cuss at people" |
 | » somekid said "I discuss people!" |
| » australia2001 said "Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "Great minds ... discuss ideas.
Average minds ... discuss events.
Small minds ... discuss people." |
| » australia2001 said "On the other hand, you have different fingers" |
| » nothingnopenope said "God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once" |
| » australia2001 said "A Buhdist walks into a paizza place and sys: Make me one with everything" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind. (Woodrow Wilson)." |
| » australia2001 said "One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others." |
| » nothingnopenope said "Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is" |
| » australia2001 said "Old hippies never die, they just surrender to society" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Show a little bit of your anger everyday instead of showing a lot of it on one day." |
| » australia2001 said "A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing." |
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