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 | » daFTWin said "JUST POO!" |
 | » kitkat said "you all have cooties!" |
 | » Luna-1 said "Who want to have sex in a bathroom at IdJ 2morrow :) LOl" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "happy birfday malawi ..." |
 | » screw_you said "YOU ROCK MY FUKING WORLD!" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "opposites really do attract" |
 | » djCasTproS said "taxi follow this taxi pls going in the ta-rave-xi party plur" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "all is full of love" |
| » kitkat said "kkkkk too many ks on this kkkryboard" |
| » daFTWin said "CACA!!" |
 | » da_instagatah said "chikken!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "POO!!!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said ""Je ne t'aime plus mon amour,
Je ne t'aime plus tout les jours. Je ne t'aime plus mon amour, Je ne t'aime plus tout les jours."" |
 | » toebee said "Every star is a broken heart." |
| » mdc said "if you live today for what you need tomorrow, what will you live for tomorrow?" |
| » kitkat said "why is sleep so hard to get?" |
| » screw_you said "cant deal. brain off.. drip..drip...drip......." |
| » mdc said "jack handy's deep thoughts" |
| » toebee said "I looked out the window one morning, noticed the clouds before the sun. But this morning I looked out the window, noticed the clouds before the rain." |
| » daFTWin said "handy eh?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Miss Amanda: handy-woman extraordinaire" |
| » da_instagatah said "Bright. Red. Light..." |
 | » neoform said "if it's numb cut it off.. you can't have any of that going on.." |
| » da_instagatah said "my nose is numb" |
| » daFTWin said "how can you hate so easily." |
| » screw_you said "Life is but a compromise
and I can see it in yr eyes that
nothing scares you like a real idea.
But no man, it's ok,
you didn't waste my day.Cuz I already knew
that when I'm with you
Mediocrity rules, man.
Mediocrity rules." |
| » neoform said "so i thought about the army, dad said son you're fucking high.." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "The currents have their say-The time is drawing near-Washes me away-Makes me disappear" |
| » da_instagatah said "bayyyybayyys" |
| » mdc said "been thinkin' a lot today" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I've seen people caught in love like whirlwinds, listening to they squads and listening to girlfriends. That's exactly the point where the whole world ends. Lies come in, that's where that drama begins..." |
| » kitkat said "donkey, donkey, has nice teeth" |
 | » caro said "give me a reason to care....." |
 | » Mali said "why fuck donkeys when you can fuck morons with hairy asses" |
| » daFTWin said "BUT WHYYYYYYYYY????" |
| » screw_you said "why????" |
| » kitkat said "chelsea likes the piss of gen?" |
| » beercrack said "i wish i remembered, how to write a haiku." |
| » Mali said "raver raver.. raver dead on the road" |
| » daFTWin said "FAAAAAIIIREEEEEEEEE" |
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