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» Miss_Amanda said
"entropy: a process of degradation or a trend to disorder"
» PaT_ said
"memory, dont live like people do, they always remeber you, weither things are good or bad, its just the memories."
» screw_you said
"im gonna do myself good..cause daddy never understood"
» da_instagatah said
"A million words couldn't bring you back. I know because I've tried. Neither could a million tears. I know because I've cried."
» nothingnopenope said
"trance is the only music that ever made me decent cash... on the internet!"
» El_Presidente said
"at least i dont produce trance"
» djCasTproS said
"rest in peace"
» DirtApple said
"bo0ob"
» da_instagatah said
"Tipsy is the one that spins Happy Hardcore. Now YOU tell ME who's the gay one..."
» kitkat said
"you are gayest!"
» daFTWin said
"You are gayer."
» El_Presidente said
"chelsea is gay"
» da_instagatah said
"I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am"
» Miss_Amanda said
"You do it to yourself, you do. And that's what really hurts, is that you do it to yourself. Just you and no-one else. You do it to yourself."
» El_Presidente said
"RAVE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
» da_instagatah said
"uhm, yeah, hi?"
» kitkat said
"i dropped a fukkin glass bowl of boiling noodles on my foot....should that hurt?"
» Miss_Amanda said
"I went to 3 proms"
» Mali said
"PROM IS TOMORROW.. IM GONNA GET LAYED"
» mdc said
"EVERYONE HERE ALWAYS WANTS TO DIE!!!"
» PaT_ said
"isa... you always wanna die."
» screw_you said
"i wanna die......"
» Miss_Amanda said
"i've had a lack of inhabition; i've had a loss of perspective; i've had a little bit to drink and it's making me think"
» PaT_ said
"this is the time, in my life, where everything is falling apart and the the same time, its all comming toghter."
» da_instagatah said
"I'm just so sad"
» kitkat said
"spread nutella on yr balls and let squirrels lick it off...its FUN"
» Mali said
"damn.. then I guess all your nuts are gone"
» mdc said
"i just bust a nut"
» Mali said
"Where are my pants?"
» daFTWin said
"poo!"
» da_instagatah said
"and how!"
» El_Presidente said
"busty amanda"
» Miss_Amanda said
"bust it"
» kitkat said
"i guess everyone should just die"
» mdc said
"in that case... all ex girlfriends should die too? no..."
» cloud9ine said
"your epedermis is showing"
» kitkat said
"you keep hangin round me and im not so glad you found me ~ youre still doing things that i gave up years ago.."
» screw_you said
"all ex boyfriends shut die when they dump u !"
» metra64 said
"jesus is my homeboy"
» da_instagatah said
"uh, stuff?"
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