Oneliners |
 | » toebee said "My hair's on fire." |
 | » da_instagatah said "And unto thee I give the power of cheese." |
 | » mdc said "and unto thee i give the power to choose." |
| » PookStah said "yayE!!! i cant wait" |
 | » El_Presidente said "were all gonna die" |
| » da_instagatah said "Tipsy wants to die" |
| » El_Presidente said "and hell broke loose" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "why am i still being hacked?" |
| » da_instagatah said "da instagatah" |
| » toebee said "Im staring at the sun. I cant feel my eyes." |
 | » Mali said "it smells!" |
 | » screw_you said "i saw scotty p's room haha!" |
| » Mali said "mmm bangkok" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "who is yo daddy and what does he do?" |
| » da_instagatah said "HuH?!" |
| » nothingnopenope said "im still being hacked" |
| » da_instagatah said "i cant stop raving" |
| » Mali said "shoot me in the penis" |
| » mdc said "boobies rock!!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I AM THE WALRUS! COU COU COUCHOOO!" |
 | » daFTWin said "hooray for boobies!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I can go with the flow-
But don't say it doesn't matter anymore-
I can go with the flow-
Do you believe it in your head?" |
 | » kitkat said "nyorgleblott" |
 | » ApR1zM said "fuck biters! that means YOU !" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "leave me in the middle of the ocean" |
| » mdc said "Your existence is the essence of my presence" |
| » daFTWin said "Can I take a dumpo on ur chest?" |
| » ApR1zM said "Your presence is the essence of my existence ..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "im a cop you idiot" |
| » nothingnopenope said "ive been hacked" |
| » screw_you said "can u help me scratch my face off?" |
| » mdc said "fearless leader?" |
| » El_Presidente said "boobie?" |
| » Mali said "CAN YOU BE MY CUDDLE BUDDY?" |
| » mdc said "i think her computer is broken too" |
| » julie_eaves said "I don't wanna go and party,
I don't wanna shoot the pier,
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk,
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer" |
| » toebee said "Somebody get me outa here, Im tearing at myself. Nobody gives a damn about me, or anybody else." |
| » daFTWin said "How much hope can one person have?" |
| » El_Presidente said "POOOO!!!!" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Never change for other people, only for yourself." |
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