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 | » da_instagatah said "are you jealous of my cigarette and all the things i do to it??" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "me too" |
 | » toebee said "I do" |
 | » Mali said "i don't smoke" |
 | » PaT_ said "I AM A TERRORISTOCRAT" |
 | » screw_you said "suicide notes and butterflie kisses" |
 | » no.name said "JeLLo!" |
| » toebee said "Falling in a pool of thunder, living off the rain it splatters." |
| » da_instagatah said "Oh yeah? I'm smoking a cigarette. Are you jealous of it? I know afrokaboobie michael dino a.k.a steve lalla is" |
| » Mali said "im pmsing" |
 | » daFTWin said "You know when you feel like ur brain is gonna explode?.. its actually melting.. cause.. Im watching it drip out of my nose." |
| » mdc said "u2 rock... "Dressing like your sister, living like a tart, you don't know what you're doing, babe it must be art!"" |
| » toebee said "I ate icecream and now my belly feels funny. silly icecream and silly me." |
 | » El_Presidente said "numbah 1" |
| » daFTWin said "Your momas on crack rock." |
| » PaT_ said "ill hold you anyday neoform" |
 | » neoform said "hold me thrill me kiss me kill me. now." |
| » screw_you said "i love ya..no one above ya" |
| » da_instagatah said "uhhh...why did i do that?" |
| » PookStah said "its simple..your either hot or your not" |
| » daFTWin said "Im used to it by now." |
| » neoform said "it must be hotmail's fault." |
| » Mali said "My teeth..... ARE... bleeding" |
| » toebee said "I just feel like going back camping... away from the urban jungle." |
 | » kitkat said "i just feel stupid" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I feel so stupid, happy and numb." |
| » da_instagatah said "it's funny how they called the war in bosnia an 'ethnic cleansing'" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "smile" |
| » screw_you said "pookie...get out of my brain" |
| » da_instagatah said "ice cubes make everything better" |
| » Mali said "wheres the hammy?" |
| » PookStah said "when im right im right..and when im wrong im right" |
| » screw_you said "i love it how people think they know u and they assume shit and then theyre all like shit i was wrong ...i like when im right and ur wrong" |
| » da_instagatah said "you only want what u cant have" |
| » celina said "no." |
| » Mali said "it better kill us" |
| » da_instagatah said "Bring the fucking terror" |
| » kitkat said "is there such a thing? :P" |
| » mdc said "too much ass sex?" |
| » kitkat said "its not funny, my ass is on fire" |
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