Oneliners |
 | » kitkat said "go jump in front of a pigeon!" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "someday ill be somebody's love slave, for now ive got me all to myself" |
 | » Mali said "Lets all point and laugh at THE LITTLE MAN!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ""she can get me, but I can't ever reach her"" |
 | » da_instagatah said "make it stop" |
| » SpaceyTracy said "Nothing is everything" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i walk on the west side of town, you walk all the other way around. we meet in the middle of the street where we both stop and smile and we both show our shiny teeth. (those are real lyrics from a song)" |
| » Mali said "HERE IS A PENIS.. use it well, Son" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Ooohh, sometimes before you smile you got to cry" |
 | » toebee said "PATATE!" |
 | » cloud9ine said "Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "There's no denying the strength that it's attraction. Girl working with this you won't be taking a loss, So stop fooling your man and roll
with the one who's breaking you off" |
| » da_instagatah said "turn around, bright eyes" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "every now and then i know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that i am, turn around, every now and then i know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you." |
| » toebee said "The fish said I was passionate. It really did." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "shutup you don't know me" |
 | » screw_you said "i cant stand all this crap ...because i dont love u anymore" |
 | » daFTWin said "BOOOMM!!" |
| » screw_you said "i will always do my best to make u smile" |
| » Mali said "I am going to give you a white powder.. I don't know what it is, but you are guaranteed to get high" |
| » julie_eaves said "is today over yet?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "once upon a time i was falling in love, now im only falling apart. Nothing i can do a total eclipse of the heart." |
| » screw_you said "runaway dreamer" |
 | » caro said "lalalalalalalala" |
| » toebee said "Maybe I need a new pair of eyes. Or maybe its a new pair of shoes." |
| » kitkat said "i wanna throw a party on the freakish abandoned boat!" |
| » mdc said "pantaloons" |
| » daFTWin said "but thats the best part." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "everything i do is judged
and they mostly get it wrong
but oh well" |
| » da_instagatah said "im wondering what im doing here and how i wanna get out but i cant" |
| » screw_you said "i wonder if u ever think of me" |
| » toebee said "but when cops showed... we went back to the 1st level" |
| » Mali said "But when Heather P showed.. the party started" |
| » screw_you said "whyd u leave me?" |
| » kitkat said "for use in cats and subhuman primates only" |
| » toebee said "thingy" |
| » daFTWin said "DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO OTTAWA!!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I am the man, baby, that's what i am. Imma straightshooter with a master plan. I am the man, baby, and that's why I'm here. I am the man." |
| » screw_you said "come into my life i got so much love to show you
come into my life only i adore you
shine like diamond light
come into my life" |
| » mdc said "YES I SOOOOO AM!!... fuck i missed his show on saturday!" |
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