Oneliners |
 | » kitkat said "WHERE IN ONTARIO ARE YOU???" |
 | » elixireleven said "URSAI KONO BAKARYO! (japanese to english translation: "shut up you noisy idiot")" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "you deserve an award for the role that you play. no more masquerade, you're one lonely star..." |
 | » toebee said "Its not so much the boredom, its more the bullshit stuck in my mind. Thanks for it all, I think Im blind." |
 | » Mali said "They vomit in a bucket, and I asked why. They told me they were making fruit cake." |
 | » da_instagatah said "you really pulled through on that one scott" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "I had a great idea but someone came up to me just at that momment and stole the light bulb that was over my head and used it to smoke meth" |
| » toebee said "Julie YOUR so useless... ;p" |
| » kitkat said "all computers should DIE" |
| » PaT_ said "...only ian would know." |
 | » neoform said "pretty like your anus." |
| » mdc said "Vancouver is so pretty" |
| » kitkat said "i did something i should not have done...." |
| » Mali said "I ate something i should of not ate.." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "seems i cant deny, some days just pass me by, you know i feel, i think i feel much better at niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" |
| » kitkat said "im meltiiiiing!" |
| » PookStah said "Only Those Who Suffer Can Grow Into Beauty" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i wanna fly, i wanna try, life is around me and i feel not immune" |
| » G__ said "The thought isn't, but feels new...the feeling, shy and subdued...is true..." |
 | » eLDee said "I'm drunk!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "what I really wanna know..I'm ready-
what I really wanna say I can't define" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "is sex really that important?" |
| » mdc said "gazongas!" |
| » julie_eaves said "Toby ur so useless! :D" |
 | » daFTWin said "psdoibnwhudh tôityhêufwyhnbeo;riopwq kp2eu t092yt0" |
| » toebee said "Like a beautiful summer day. Shiny, bright, a day to play. Followed by a cloud of rain, leaking out the hidden pain." |
| » kitkat said ""use the fork, pluc!"" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you were not the first, sure wont be the last, close the door behind you, you belong to the past, there will be no chance, sure will be no doubt, you are losing out." |
| » Mali said "Do not.. touch... me... pleeease" |
| » toebee said "My window looks into your bathroom. I wonder what it is they did to leave that bathroom so unclean, so unlike me." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "dont be afraid to be weak, dont be to proud to be strong" |
 | » screw_you said "we belong together...u and me against the world" |
| » nothingnopenope said "Divide the amount of money you spend per week on drugs with the amount of times a day you jack off and you get the "Tard Quotient"" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i only do what i want cause you let me" |
| » daFTWin said "Fashion is for fashion people. Its hard to be cool if you dont follow these rules. Fashion is for fashion people. Get out there and break the rules.FASHION!!" |
| » Mali said "Cuddy Buddies aren't suppose to touch there" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "since that day you realized, i like pretty lovely guys, so this time your not the right one" |
| » daFTWin said "buuf." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I wanted to tell you but you never listened -
You never understand" |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming..It's not easy to stop from screaming.." |
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