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 | » da_instagatah said "i hate the way you love, and i hate the way i'm supposed to love you back" |
 | » G__ said "today is my birthday...a day that will live on in imfamy" |
 | » El_Presidente said "4 days" |
 | » screw_you said "" we belong together. you and me agaisnt the world. "" |
| » El_Presidente said "5 days" |
| » da_instagatah said "I never got that 'Like last years gardening tool' thing." |
 | » kitkat said "like last years gardening tool?" |
 | » Mali said "Are useless" |
| » da_instagatah said "I need you baby like the flower needs the rain, my life without you just won't be the same, no, I'll take you higher than you've ever been before, you know you want me you'll be screaming out for more" |
| » Mali said "Droogs are baaaaad.. period... period... periods... hehe dots... hahaha.. little tiny dots.. running around.. HAAHA.." |
| » screw_you said "" my memories fucked, too many drugs. I stopped the smack when i setlled in amsterdam. but even E's and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. wich is fair enough, convinient even."" |
| » El_Presidente said "6 days" |
 | » daFTWin said "pooooiieeee!!
waka waka waka" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Please still deliver me
From myself
All is forgiven me
Someone else
God dont know
Time will tell
We dont know
Time will tell" |
 | » Toltech said "I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids." |
| » da_instagatah said "BO!" |
| » Mali said "I shant in my panties" |
| » El_Presidente said "7 days" |
| » G__ said "I'm so Nice When i'm at home i dust bustin', i give girls flowers just to catch them blushin'" |
| » da_instagatah said "drop the bass" |
 | » cloud9ine said "no one is listening until you make a mistake." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "bon voyage" |
 | » caro said "boredom is slowly getting the better of me...." |
| » screw_you said "stupistupidstupid" |
| » da_instagatah said "the net is liek e, when ur on it u say what u really mean but when ur off of it, everything is different, id rather do net than e" |
 | » toebee said "yougobackwardsigoforwardsandsomewherewewillmeet" |
| » G__ said "i got quoted..." |
| » Mali said "You are now, Donkeyless" |
| » cloud9ine said "whither, blister, burn and peel." |
| » kitkat said "i lost my donkey - to some underage bitch" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me" |
| » screw_you said "that gurl spreads like peanut butter." |
| » Mali said "Lets all fuck the donkey, come one boys and gurlz" |
 | » neoform said "instead of flinging poo, why not eat it?" |
| » PookStah said "depth preception is out the window, but sex appeal skyrockets" |
| » G__ said "Greet the unlucky with a Clover Leaf" |
| » Mali said "Lets kill the rabbit" |
| » screw_you said "its a blue sky day." |
| » toebee said "will someone please press the pause button?" |
| » australia2001 said "You LOSE Batman!" |
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