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» Mali said ""Im not lonely, Im just alone." - Steven Strange" |
» kitkat said "why is everyone so messed up and angry this week?" |
» daFTWin said "27 days left." |
» cloud9ine said "...and when im down, you breathe life over me" |
» Toltech said "A man with his hands in his pockets will feel cocky all day." |
» SpaceyTracy said "u KNOW u waaaaaaaaaaaaanna!" |
» Miss_Amanda said "leave me in the middle of the ocean- i can walk the rest of the way. and i promise not to cry anymore- all the reasons beat the crap out of me." |
» Mali said "**No Talent Hack Flat Anus Bastard** AH HA" |
» El_Presidente said "today is the day yay!" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "i tried to be a girl, i tried to be a boy, i tried to be a mess, i tried to be the best." |
» PookStah said "dancing queen!" |
» screw_you said "wanna disco. wanna see me disco." |
» PookStah said "die!!!" |
» Mali said "Take care of the Game Boy.. POKEMON!" |
» El_Presidente said "so long suckers!" |
» mdc said "can't wait for tomorrow, i might not have that long" |
» Miss_Amanda said "today is the greatest day i've ever known." |
» screw_you said "arent u tired of being weak?" |
» El_Presidente said "cry in mine, they are way cooler.... 1 day left" |
» Miss_Amanda said ""Sometimes I cry for no reason."" |
» toebee said "...the 3rd edition..." |
» daFTWin said "pooie" |
» mdc said "ian smells like teen spirit" |
» julie_eaves said "25 cent pizza critics" |
» Mali said "Herpes? Candy?" |
» El_Presidente said "2 days" |
» G__ said "Put it in H" |
» PaT_ said "all i ever wanted was to make cake." |
» neoform said "In solviet russia, car drives you!" |
» screw_you said "someday these boots are gonna walk all over you." |
» toebee said "You feel like ink being poored on my brain. Thanks for the memories/stains." |
» Miss_Amanda said "and she looks me in the eye
and says would you prefer the easy way?
no, well o.k. then
don't cry" |
» fukt said "its all a blur" |
» PookStah said "time is the most precious thing, because time is life. its the only thing that you cannever get back. you can lose a girl/guy and perhaps win him/her back, or find another. but a second, this second, when it goes its irrevocably gone" |
» Miss_Amanda said "You change your mind so many times, I wonder if you have a mind at all. And I'd rather be by myself than to have your lonesome company come to call." |
» mdc said "i think im in love" |
» nter said "Fucking CUNT!!!!" |
» SpaceyTracy said "*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*" |
» da_instagatah said "I'll die" |
» toebee said "I'll stay home forever. Where two & two always make up five." |
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