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» Mali said
""Im not lonely, Im just alone." - Steven Strange"
» kitkat said
"why is everyone so messed up and angry this week?"
» daFTWin said
"27 days left."
» cloud9ine said
"...and when im down, you breathe life over me"
» Toltech said
"A man with his hands in his pockets will feel cocky all day."
» SpaceyTracy said
"u KNOW u waaaaaaaaaaaaanna!"
» Miss_Amanda said
"leave me in the middle of the ocean- i can walk the rest of the way. and i promise not to cry anymore- all the reasons beat the crap out of me."
» Mali said
"**No Talent Hack Flat Anus Bastard** AH HA"
» El_Presidente said
"today is the day yay!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i tried to be a girl, i tried to be a boy, i tried to be a mess, i tried to be the best."
» PookStah said
"dancing queen!"
» screw_you said
"wanna disco. wanna see me disco."
» PookStah said
"die!!!"
» Mali said
"Take care of the Game Boy.. POKEMON!"
» El_Presidente said
"so long suckers!"
» mdc said
"can't wait for tomorrow, i might not have that long"
» Miss_Amanda said
"today is the greatest day i've ever known."
» screw_you said
"arent u tired of being weak?"
» El_Presidente said
"cry in mine, they are way cooler.... 1 day left"
» Miss_Amanda said
""Sometimes I cry for no reason.""
» toebee said
"...the 3rd edition..."
» daFTWin said
"pooie"
» mdc said
"ian smells like teen spirit"
» julie_eaves said
"25 cent pizza critics"
» Mali said
"Herpes? Candy?"
» El_Presidente said
"2 days"
» G__ said
"Put it in H"
» PaT_ said
"all i ever wanted was to make cake."
» neoform said
"In solviet russia, car drives you!"
» screw_you said
"someday these boots are gonna walk all over you."
» toebee said
"You feel like ink being poored on my brain. Thanks for the memories/stains."
» Miss_Amanda said
"and she looks me in the eye and says would you prefer the easy way? no, well o.k. then don't cry"
» fukt said
"its all a blur"
» PookStah said
"time is the most precious thing, because time is life. its the only thing that you cannever get back. you can lose a girl/guy and perhaps win him/her back, or find another. but a second, this second, when it goes its irrevocably gone"
» Miss_Amanda said
"You change your mind so many times, I wonder if you have a mind at all. And I'd rather be by myself than to have your lonesome company come to call."
» mdc said
"i think im in love"
» nter said
"Fucking CUNT!!!!"
» SpaceyTracy said
"*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*K*"
» da_instagatah said
"I'll die"
» toebee said
"I'll stay home forever. Where two & two always make up five."
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