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» julie_eaves said
"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee"
» PookStah said
"Love is something that must eb given-it cant be hought with words or pity-or even reason."
» Miss_Amanda said
"i am no damsel in distress"
» wisp said
"youre so vain, you prolly think this oneliners about you, dont you"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"see for once what its like to rebel now"
» toebee said
"I shouldve known you liked em pretty..."
» Mali said
"Why do I not care?"
» mdc said
"donnie darko is a happy movie"
» PaT_ said
"the life i left behind me is a cold room"
» toebee said
"Doesnt mean much. Doesnt mean anything at all."
» G__ said
"hahahaha...OPP, Yeahs YOU know"
» daFTWin said
"you are an obsession, your my obsession, who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me."
» kitkat said
"were all fukt. fuck."
» daFTWin said
"fukt."
» da_instagatah said
"i think i took too much gino baloba"
» fukt said
"i think i took too much"
» kitkat said
"what the fuck"
» kimochi said
"grrrrrrr"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"thank god im not blind"
» cloud9ine said
"you down with OPP? yeah YOU know ME.....................you fool."
» G__ said
"OPP"
» fukt said
"the answer is..."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"all i want to do is pee"
» G__ said
"Mouth opens up, all the wrong things come out"
» daFTWin said
"AHHHHHHHHH"
» screw_you said
"only god can heal a broken heart"
» fukt said
"its funny cause its true"
» toebee said
""Make sure to bend. Cause those who dont bend break.""
» blop said
"fred poos coz he's healthy."
» radioshroom said
"The mountain last night was Fucked."
» PaT_ said
"tell you the truth i prefer the worst of you. too bad you had to have a better half."
» toebee said
"...If only I could explain..."
» Mali said
"My toes are bleeding"
» eLDee said
"Ahhhhhh shut the fuck up!"
» SpaceyTracy said
"i want a CareBear"
» neoform said
"cheating makes your love stronger."
» mdc said
"distance makes your girlfriend cheat"
» da_instagatah said
"distance makes the heart grow fonder"
» screw_you said
""Men, theyre such... dogs.Thats the word.They call us dogs or bitches, but its projection, because they know thats exactly what they are. thats their nature:salivating,exitable,undignified pack beasts. no wonder dogs are called man's best friend.""
» toebee said
"I think I just might crawl under this mask you left behind. I think I just might breath behind my concrete bubble and stay blind."
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