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» julie_eaves said "I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee" |
» PookStah said "Love is something that must eb given-it cant be hought with words or pity-or even reason." |
» Miss_Amanda said "i am no damsel in distress" |
» wisp said "youre so vain, you prolly think this oneliners about you, dont you" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "see for once what its like to rebel now" |
» toebee said "I shouldve known you liked em pretty..." |
» Mali said "Why do I not care?" |
» mdc said "donnie darko is a happy movie" |
» PaT_ said "the life i left behind me is a cold room" |
» toebee said "Doesnt mean much. Doesnt mean anything at all." |
» G__ said "hahahaha...OPP, Yeahs YOU know" |
» daFTWin said "you are an obsession, your my obsession, who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me." |
» kitkat said "were all fukt. fuck." |
» daFTWin said "fukt." |
» da_instagatah said "i think i took too much gino baloba" |
» fukt said "i think i took too much" |
» kitkat said "what the fuck" |
» kimochi said "grrrrrrr" |
» Agent_Yogurt said "thank god im not blind" |
» cloud9ine said "you down with OPP? yeah YOU know ME.....................you fool." |
» G__ said "OPP" |
» fukt said "the answer is..." |
» Agent_Yogurt said "all i want to do is pee" |
» G__ said "Mouth opens up, all the wrong things come out" |
» daFTWin said "AHHHHHHHHH" |
» screw_you said "only god can heal a broken heart" |
» fukt said "its funny cause its true" |
» toebee said ""Make sure to bend. Cause those who dont bend break."" |
» blop said "fred poos coz he's healthy." |
» radioshroom said "The mountain last night was Fucked." |
» PaT_ said "tell you the truth i prefer
the worst of you.
too bad you had to have a better half." |
» toebee said "...If only I could explain..." |
» Mali said "My toes are bleeding" |
» eLDee said "Ahhhhhh shut the fuck up!" |
» SpaceyTracy said "i want a CareBear" |
» neoform said "cheating makes your love stronger." |
» mdc said "distance makes your girlfriend cheat" |
» da_instagatah said "distance makes the heart grow fonder" |
» screw_you said ""Men, theyre such... dogs.Thats the word.They call us dogs or bitches, but its projection, because they know thats exactly what they are. thats their nature:salivating,exitable,undignified pack beasts. no wonder dogs are called man's best friend."" |
» toebee said "I think I just might crawl under this mask you left behind. I think I just might breath behind my concrete bubble and stay blind." |
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