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 | » toebee said "hum um dee dum im so rumbly in my tummy" |
 | » PaT_ said "it isnt only the old who sit in wheel chairs and piss themselfs continuously..." |
 | » fukt said "endless." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I fuck you to fuck you over" |
| » Al3ph said "They say smoke takes away 10 years of your life. WHO CARES, these are the 10 LAST years right? The ones in a wheel chair wearing your diaper on your head? I dont want those, take them !" |
| » toebee said "It takes two beers to remember, five to forget." |
| » PaT_ said "i know i'll do the right thing if the right thing is real, cause it's always raining in my head. forget about all the things i should have said. so i speak to you in riddles cause my words get in my way" |
| » G__ said "gone unnoticed at the masqued ball, wearing my face" |
 | » Mali said "Some people love to get hugs, I'm not one of them." |
 | » daFTWin said "GOAWAY" |
 | » bob_ said "we like the girls with their cellophane chest" |
 | » DirtApple said "i can see all the stars just shine on me when i dream my little fantasy" |
 | » Bobby_Timkin said "She's like the car your friend rented and you are just borrowing it for an hour or two" |
| » G__ said "What to do... the best of me, is brought out by a select few..." |
| » Al3ph said "Ill butt Fuck you so hard, next time you yawn, well see the sun shine thru!" |
| » fukt said "Who the fuck are you?" |
| » daFTWin said "She WAS cool." |
| » PaT_ said "please make this stop" |
| » wisp said "you don't have to turn on the red light" |
| » toebee said "Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooxane" |
| » wisp said "participating in silly games was just an excuse to get my post count higher" |
 | » cactain_steef said "sometimes yer just so bright, i wanna shove you in a lightbulb an see what happens" |
| » Al3ph said "OOOOoooh rainBOW, ah yeah i like those! those are cool!" |
| » toebee said "You people got me aaaaaaaaaaaall wrong." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "heaven help me for the way I am" |
 | » Phoenix said "The sea of fear has endless depths." |
| » fukt said "its all a blur" |
| » toebee said "My eyes are going dry. Good thing Im not sad, cause I have no tears to cry." |
 | » kitkat said "meh" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you can only hide from the truth for so long" |
| » PaT_ said "im glad we talked." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "wanting to get hiiiiiiiiiiigh" |
| » Al3ph said "Tom if Ironiy was made of strawberry, we'd all be having a lot of sweeties right now." |
| » mdc said "I Love Jetta Girl" |
| » toebee said "Ive got a secret place, inside my mind. Where I keep hidden inspiration you wont find." |
| » G__ said "AWWWWWWW...that's cute" |
| » Mali said "Im cruel, not cute" |
| » kitkat said "shut up and be happy" |
| » julie_eaves said "knowing Im always gonna make the wrong decision really takes the pressure off of decision making :)" |
| » G__ said "dance with me" |
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