Oneliners |
 | » G__ said "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, if you let someone else do it for you......hahah whered that come from?" |
 | » fukt said "i knew it was impossible..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "too many mosquito bites, not enough time" |
 | » nter said "me like chiken, me like poonany. No!! i told u i dont like coffee." |
| » G__ said "ride this ride till the wheels fall off" |
 | » toebee said "Nothing says it better than -Fuck You-" |
| » wisp said "who the hell says heart-throb anymore" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i know youll always be the only boy that wanted me the way that i am" |
 | » Toltech said "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." |
| » toebee said "How does it feel to be ... a something special turned to a special nothing" |
 | » cloud9ine said "JESUS SAVES!" |
| » wisp said "weed makes me so high" |
| » PaT_ said "i'd love to ram a tampon up your ass" |
 | » Violence_Inc said ""Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became an enterprise." Sam Pascoe, Americ" |
| » fukt said "#%$#$^%^&%##$@$@%^#!@~!#$%#%@" |
| » wisp said "If only you could've never existed..." |
| » G__ said "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE P....*reset" |
| » toebee said "How does it feel to be what you mean to me" |
 | » daFTWin said "Just when you think it can't get any worse.. it prolly has." |
| » fukt said "so close yet so far" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "i have no legs i have no legs i have no legs" |
| » wisp said "i hate the way you love, and i hate the way im supposed to love you back" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "we just made mush muffins. mmm mmm good" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "give me a reason to hold on to what we've got" |
| » toebee said "I dare you to take me on. I dare you, show me your palms." |
| » G__ said "my oneliner was too long, there, somebody said it..." |
| » daFTWin said "When trying to be someone ur not that person usually ends up giving you a slat in the face." |
| » PookStah said "whoever said money cant buy you happiness didnt knoe where to shop" |
| » cloud9ine said "Change is good when its for yourself...but change, for someone else, is pathetic." |
| » G__ said ""I'm bringin' the finest, you can fuck living in silience, cause before long they'll be forcin' us into buying the brething license. i'm dissin' authority, with my forces of purity, i'm pissin parliment, and fartin' in the face of comformity..."" |
| » julie_eaves said "thanks for coming out" |
 | » screw_you said "jesus saves. accept him in your heart and the weight of ur chores will seem split in two. he shall help u in your time of need and guide you towards hapiness." |
| » SpaceyTracy said "your only jelous 'cause u can't handle my talent!!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "and i'd rather be by myself than have your lonesome company come to call" |
| » toebee said "Get a grip." |
| » PookStah said "how can u love someone and let them into your life, when all u wanna do is escape it yourself" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "boi" |
| » fukt said "k that sucked so much" |
| » G__ said "stop yourself, and others won't have to...oooo grown up type comment...burn" |
| » PookStah said "someone help me before,i hurt myself" |
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