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» Miss_Amanda said
"... and so it begins"
» toebee said
"Im not an angry girl. But it seems that Ive got everyone fooled."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"The only world that won't disappoint you is the one you make up"
» eLDee said
"choke!"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i keep a picture, upon the wall, it hides a nasty stain thats lying there. so dont you ask me to give it back, you know you know it doesnt really mean that much to me."
» julie_eaves said
"never think shes perfect till you talk to her first never fall in love till you go through her purse"
» daFTWin said
"IM NOT FUCKING BLIND!!!"
» Miss_Amanda said
"not a word to compensate. not a picture to compare."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"play on playah"
» fukt said
"the end is only the begining of the end."
» PaT_ said
"i've got better things to do then survive"
» El_Presidente said
"I want an electronic organiser that turns into a cheese grater"
» wisp said
"hahah"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"look you aint got nothing in your mouth - whateeguy"
» screw_you said
"as each day dies. are we living on to the next or passing on in the twilight..."
» fukt said
"acid kills the brain"
» wisp said
"you've burnt your bridges my friend"
» nter said
"it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire life to forget them."
» wisp said
"kafwin, youre so deep lol"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"got me hoping you'll page me right now"
» daFTWin said
"Love isnt just a feeling, its shaving ur balls."
» G__ said
"receive this as a thirsty man recieves water"
» fukt said
"the truth hurts more than u know, but weakness is not something we normally show."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"i hate all humans equally"
» julie_eaves said
"Its alright now"
» mdc said
"like grated cheese on a pizza, the city was being sprinkled with large snowflakes...."
» toebee said
"Shards of hope, Fall like feathers. Crash in the ocean, where they belong."
» PaT_ said
"i dont wanna be the one, the one who`s always left behind....will there ever come a day, where i can turn around and say..."
» wisp said
"shit, where did i HEAR that??"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"unpleasant vestiges of your past have a promiscuous way of aimlessly appearing along the living track of your waking life"
» Miss_Amanda said
"and i dont bitch and whine when i dont get my way"
» exactly_like_me said
"Toe.bee leave BV3 alone... =)"
» toebee said
"love cliche, your my love cliche, and I like it that way! (omg get the fuck outof my head!!) aah."
» El_Presidente said
"chiken pot chiken pot chiken pot pie."
» wisp said
"*I can't see clearly now my eyes are gone*"
» G__ said
"Like being on the wrong side of the window"
» exactly_like_me said
"I feel I can see clear for the first time and I feel so lonely because no one understand yet! =("
» Agent_Yogurt said
"Experimentation is a prerequisite for judgement."
» wisp said
"If only I would've known it was going to be like this..."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"the only way to have a friend is to be one"
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