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 | » julie_eaves said "whats with these homies dissin my girl why do they gotta front?" |
| » PaT_ said "Perfection is a creation of your own deception" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body." |
 | » toebee said "You can paint your perfect day... Id like to see where I'd fit in." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "loves a two way dream" |
| » PookStah said ""if you could see this world with my eyes, you'd be so surprised at what you know"" |
 | » blop said "cock! balls!" |
 | » fukt said "each thought destroyed by the anticipation of the next" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "you got a fast car- i want a ticket to anywhere- maybe we can make a deal- maybe together we can get somewhere- anyplace is better- starting from zero got nothing to lose- maybe we'll make something- me myself i got nothing to prove" |
 | » DirtApple said "lyberian girl, you know that you changed my world, just like in the movies!!!!!!" |
| » PaT_ said "note to someone : GO FUCK YOURSELF. :)" |
| » mdc said "though you've gone and broke my heart, my will is strong and i'll live on... your love was sweet, too sweet to taste, but now you're gone and the taste lingers ... -MDC" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "if there was nothing that i could say, turned your back and just walked away, leaves me numb inside, i think of you, together is all i knew." |
| » toebee said "note to someone: shut the fuck up" |
 | » neoform said "note to everyone: quit trying to be so fucking peotic." |
| » Octavio said "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING" |
 | » cactain_steef said "pumpity pumpity" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "in the darkness that surrounds me now there is no piece of mind, your careless words undo me, leave the thought of us behind." |
| » toebee said "Im so happy, cause today I found my friends, theyre in my head. Im so ugly, thats ok, cause so are you, broke our mirrors. Sunday morning, is everyday for all I care. yeah." |
| » G__ said "I've seen Mars, have you?" |
| » Al3ph said "Did you see that?" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "but i want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live" |
| » mdc said "poo smells worse on warm sunny days" |
| » G__ said ""We live in strange times. We also live in strange places: each in a universe of our own. The people with whome we populate our universes with are the shadows of whole other universes intersecting with our own."" |
| » toebee said "You own no weapons, only an armor. For some reason it hurts more than the other one's dagger." |
| » fukt said "die. so i can live." |
| » PaT_ said "concordia styles." |
| » neoform said "I hope you all die horrible horrible deaths, now." |
 | » daFTWin said "I cant stop shaking this feeling I have..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you could give me a reason, change the world and change the times, but could not give me the secrets of your heart and of your mind." |
| » toebee said "Once youve seen what hides behind the stars, why dont they seem as pretty? Once you blind yourself again, why doesnt it last? Why do you feel so empty?" |
 | » screw_you said "The more I try The more I lose But today Will you remember me ? But today... Your eyes.. They shine..." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "it meant the world to hold a bruising faith but now it's just a matter of grace" |
| » G__ said "BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP-BU-BUUUMP...get, BIIIZ-AY" |
| » mdc said "Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!" |
| » fukt said "fukt says fuck off." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "stop spreading the leprosey" |
| » wisp said "Blame it on the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN, yeah, eeeyeaaaaaaaaaaaaah." |
| » PookStah said "some dance to remember, some dance to forget" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Miss amanda has a huge rack" |
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