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 | » Agent_Yogurt said "What can I say what can I do, is there anyway to get close to you?" |
| » julie_eaves said "buh bye" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "anorexia is phat" |
 | » toebee said ". everything . something . nothing ." |
 | » daFTWin said "so bend over, dont be shy, I got a tear in my eye.. baaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbaaaaayyy.. i wanna fuck you in the ass." |
| » G__ said ""BAAAABY, DON'T YOU WAAAANA, DAAANCE UP OOON MEEEE" - Britney Spears (has been stuck in my head for a long time now)" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i need a girl that brings the beauty AND the booty" |
| » PaT_ said "I've been walking backwards lately seeing if i could find you." |
| » julie_eaves said "Out of sight..Out of mind" |
| » wisp said "[to continue megan's onliner...]in the crowds of all the people...remember today, i've no respect for you, and i miss you love...." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "Breath you in one last time, wish you well. I say my goodbyes in another way...you hate me so cos i still dream of love. Never forget the scent of your body, the touch of your hand, never will i forget the thousand ways i hate myself." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "im not, not to sure, how it feels to handle everyday like the one that just past" |
| » wisp said "i need weed." |
| » toebee said "its all about pointing out what its all about" |
 | » cactain_steef said ""well thats a shitty come back..." "if i wanted my cum back, id scrape it off the back of your moms teeth"" |
 | » fukt said "can you accept the truth?" |
| » toebee said "theres a very fine line between love and hate ..." |
| » julie_eaves said "Its worse to not care about someone at all then to hate them...at least hate shows you must have cared at some point..whether positive or negative" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said ""i can't make you hang around. i can't wash you off my skin" and i have to see you every day" |
 | » blop said "sharon, if you were an alcoholic beverage, you would be a tequila bang bang and i would be smirnoff's triple black. - fred" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "fondle the moustache of trance and marvel at it's hairyness" |
| » toebee said "My eyes may lie. But at least my mouth leaks out the truth." |
| » wisp said "Hoy el Rey
no puede ser feliz
porque no tiene ni castillo ni amor
Hoy el Rey
no puede ser feliz
por que no tiene ya su amor." |
| » cactain_steef said "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my... satisfaction" |
| » daFTWin said "splat!" |
 | » Mico said "What goes up, must come down, and down, and down..." |
| » toebee said "Youre the 25th hour. the 366th day. the 27th letter. The last fucking number." |
| » julie_eaves said "part of me gets pissed, a part of me gets sore
A part of me gets sick, A part of me gets sore" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "just give up and admit you're an asshole- you would be in some good company- i think you'd find
that your friends would forgive you
or maybe i am just speaking for me" |
| » toebee said "... right before the sun`s waking. I`ll look back and smile. For now I smile, with a tear behind my eye." |
| » wisp said "Hubo una vez un gran Rey,
que tenía muchas tierras, un castillo
y también un amor,
pero los caprichos de este amor,
con el tiempo sin castillo
y sin perras lo dejó." |
| » julie_eaves said "as soon as things start turning around for the better...someone goes and fucks them up" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "For long you live and high you fly, And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry, And all that you touch and all that you see, Is all your life will ever be." |
| » fukt said "the revolution will be televised." |
| » wisp said "In our short years we come long way,
To treat it bad and throw away,
And if we make a little space,
A science fiction showcase,
In our short film, a love disgrace..." |
 | » screw_you said "a good friend stabs u in the front." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "what bugs me is that you believe what you're saying- what bothers me is that you don't know how you feel- what scares me is that while you're telling me stories, you actually believe that they are real" |
| » toebee said "Today never happened." |
| » cactain_steef said "fuck police! fuck police! fuck police brutality!!!" |
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