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» Agent_Yogurt said
"Most great truths began as blasphomies."
» Miss_Amanda said
"run desire run- sexual being- run him like a blade- to and through the heart- no conscience- one motive- cater to the hollow"
» G__ said
"ka-PUT, it's ALL over."
» exactly_like_me said
"one day you walk down a sreet for the first time and you feel just like it s your own street, and you re not sure if the feeling is good or bad...but you still feel just like home! =)"
» cactain_steef said
"FAT MAN FALLING!!!!!!!!"
» Mali said
"Someone else told me that today.."
» Bunnytronix said
"My mom fucked your mom, and now my cousin has herpes cause of your brother."
» wisp said
"I want chicken, I want Liver, MEOW MIX™, MEOW MIX™, Please Deliver."
» fukt said
"beg a 14yr old for sex and your girlfriend will get mad... o... the law too if your over 18??? *cough* *cough*"
» Mico said
"Play with fire and you'll get burned."
» exactly_like_me said
"la vie c est comme une boite de chocolat..."
» Miss_Amanda said
"i feel my luck could change"
» fukt said
"when it all crumbles the only thing left standing will be....."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"so lonely inside, so busy out there and all you wanted was somebody who cares"
» exactly_like_me said
"more you re trying to forget more you will remember. just accept that you can do anything about it and it will go away!"
» wisp said
"Flyyyyyyyyy like a CHATON...-Gen"
» julie_eaves said
"its kinda funny that you feel less alone when you really are."
» Miss_Amanda said
"is it cuz you're a jew and have the mind of a champion?"
» cactain_steef said
"Youre like a water slide... the small kiddy kind no one likes to go down on"
» wisp said
"you only want what u cant have"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"bubbles, i want bubbles"
» Violence_Inc said
"please help me."
» SpaceyTracy said
"your only jelous 'cause u can't handle my talent"
» toebee said
"Sleep it all away. Closest thing to death without slow suicide."
» Agent_Yogurt said
"just when you think life cant get any worse and all hope is lost, you're wrong. It can get worse and just did."
» Violence_Inc said
"Once more i falter in your cracks, each stumble part of my soul chips away. there is nothing left to hold me here, nothing but the memories holding me down. Drown me in my own sorrow, drown me in forgiveness. The poison seeps deeper and i forget how"
» daFTWin said
"Wow megan thats ORIGINAL :p"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"push me and then just hurt me so I can get my satisafaction"
» exactly_like_me said
"run forest run... lol"
» toebee said
"Dont you know you better run run run run run run."
» Miss_Amanda said
"parfois j'aimerais mourir pour ne plus rien avoir"
» kimochi said
"it's ho so quiet..."
» G__ said
""I'm part dog, rrrrrrrRUFF!!!" a tall french girl going to pee in an alleyway said that last night. fucking hillarious."
» cloud9ine said
"[this post was geigh]"
» Agent_Yogurt said
"in your eyes i see that perfect world, i hope that doesnt sound to weird."
» exactly_like_me said
"You create misery, have your cake and eat it. Take your place in history, and pray we don't repeat it. It s your day believe it, it s your date with destiny. It s to late to leave it, after all it s your it s your party..."
» cloud9ine said
"*yawn* let the games begin."
» toebee said
"I wonder why they had to leave that bathroom so unclean, so unlike me."
» PookStah said
"Altering Perceptions, Alters The Claims Reality Makes On You"
» Violence_Inc said
"Meg, wow that line is powerful. It touched me right here *points to his left knee*"
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