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 | » fukt said "can i breath again?" |
 | » toebee said "Be your own boss. Be the boss of your own secret feelings. Be yourself. Be thankful for your life and your full belly and your shelter. Be nice. Just be. Just Bee." |
 | » cactain_steef said "KING LOUIS!!!!!" |
 | » Mali said "i ate my feet" |
| » toebee said "Lets defeat time." |
 | » LoudSipher said "Paradise is not a place... its in ur mind" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "just when you think things couldnt get any worse" |
| » mdc said "being deep is just as easy as being shallow" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "believing in fairytales is pointless as i have learned that perfection does not exist and good things do not last forever." |
| » fukt said "DDR FOR LIFE" |
 | » lakester said "if i had a dime for everytime i woke up on my lawn with jizz in my hair..." |
| » cactain_steef said "heather p is fucken HOT! tsss... OWW ! *sizzle sizzle" |
| » toebee said ""HOLD ON! Im showing my underwear!" haha ha" |
| » Mali said "YASMINE, NAT AND CARO ARE MY LOVERS" |
| » fukt said "naomi is i moan backwards." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you surround me like a circle" |
 | » Bunnytronix said "It's like my pool is tearing ass, except it's sanding still............ still waters run deep." |
| » fukt said "its amazing how much effort u can put into being lazy -jon" |
| » cactain_steef said "Sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transylvania" |
| » Mali said ";)
Im going to be STAR!" |
| » mdc said "If life's not a joke, then I don't get it" |
| » toebee said "i need a smoke and a drink and a scarf and mittens." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i was never satisfied with casual encounters...burning love is the way its got to be" |
| » mdc said "i hate them so much!" |
| » Mali said "Afrokaboozy hates pants" |
| » cactain_steef said "EVERYBODY, PANTS DOWN!" |
 | » djCasTproS said "watts" |
| » toebee said "Like peices of a puzzle, locked toghether as we cuddle." |
| » mdc said "these eyes have seen a lot of love but theyre never gonna see another one like i had with you" |
| » Mali said "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE PUT YOUR BUM ON A TELEPHONE WIRE!! -8 year olds at my old grade school/" |
| » cactain_steef said "the only thing we can rely on, is that we cant rely on anything" |
| » fukt said "yeah right." |
| » Bunnytronix said "Light a fire,
fight a liar,
what's the difference,
in existence.
-Jack Kerouac" |
 | » daFTWin said "DANCE FUCKER DANCE!" |
 | » caro said "Fuego--the pretty pink slut" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "I peer through curtains on empty streets- Behind a wall of caller ID- No one's out there to hear if I care about the troubles in the air" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "a scrub is a guy that can get no love from me" |
| » PaT_ said "These eyes weren't made for crying; This love wasn't made to waste.
These arms weren't made for battle, but to share in your embrace." |
| » Mali said "Lets Kiss Girls!" |
| » mdc said "stupid girls... always NOT kissing the guys.. and by guys i mean ME" |
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