Oneliners |
 | » Party_Girl said "L'amour est un sentiment compliqué d'autant plus qu'il y en a plusieurs sortes, mais la vie ne serait rien sans lui" |
 | » djCasTproS said "en avril ne te decouvre pas trop vitte tu risque de trouver lete plate decouvre moi a place !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest noel car il neige dans ma tete" |
| » djCasTproS said "stu mwé ou ya dla neige !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "ca ressemble a du drum and bass sans le drum et la bass" |
 | » Mali said "zing. pow. ZAM!.. batman at it again!" |
| » Party_Girl said "light travals faster than sound which is why most poeple seem brilliant until you hear them" |
 | » Scipio said "The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth." |
| » Party_Girl said "there are no strangers in the world, just friends we haven't met yet" |
| » djCasTproS said "Tous les voyeurs d’la vie des autres
À qui jamais ce sera la faute
Vont se comparer à la télé pour vivre une autre réalité
La seule chose qui vous reste à faire
C’est d’ vous envoyer en l’air !" |
| » Party_Girl said "your no good to me your no good for me" |
| » djCasTproS said "respect, sex and poetry" |
| » Party_Girl said "respect, sex and commuication" |
| » djCasTproS said "en twé K ya special K" |
| » Party_Girl said "when in doubt....mumble" |
| » djCasTproS said "stie qui fait beau quand je te regarde hummmm :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "When blondes have more fun, do they know it?" |
| » djCasTproS said "Il n'est pas dans les étoiles de tenir notre destin, mais en nous-mêmes." |
| » Party_Girl said "All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy." |
| » djCasTproS said "A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love" |
| » Party_Girl said "Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked" |
| » Scipio said "Even a little dog can piss on a big building." |
| » Party_Girl said "your the milk in my cereal" |
 | » Gangbang_Girl said "Happiness is a state of mind we create on our own, regardless who we are with" |
| » djCasTproS said "Parler quand vous êtes en colère, et vous ferez le meilleur discours que vous aurez jamais de regret" |
| » Party_Girl said "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer" |
| » djCasTproS said "je sais pas mais une relation serieuse commence pas serieusement" |
| » Party_Girl said "(8)i'll be the first to say, now that im ok, and for the first time, ive opened up my eyes, you were my worst love, you,ll be the last to know and when she leave you for dead you'll be the last to know(8)" |
 | » CMYK said "L'amour passe au travers du linge" |
| » Party_Girl said "sa coute pas cher, jai d'la misere" |
 | » HighdroXy said "what the fuck ste jeu la!" |
| » Mali said "penis." |
| » djCasTproS said "Mais rentre donc a maison
T'as un flot qui t'adore
ca c't'une vraie bonne raison
Pour pas passer d'l'aut' bord" |
| » CMYK said "bien fait, si tu le fais mal tu le" |
| » Party_Girl said "si tu fais le mal fais le bien" |
| » djCasTproS said "on aime toujours l'inaxcessible quand meme .... -Party-Girl tas pa vue cest ecrit en grosse lettre no vacancy mdr profitons dlocassion pour sauté dans piscine :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "poigne toi un chum que j'te cruise" |
| » djCasTproS said "Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself" |
| » CMYK said "We do what we like and we like what we do PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence" |
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