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 | » blop said "i listened so hard that my ears began to bleed * it was just something besides myself to hold onto" |
 | » bleuless said "how old is too old to go to raves?
what about if you go and dress up like barney?
what about if you are also rolling your ass off?" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "like two peas in a pod" |
 | » Lone_Star said "Trying to answer questions with questionnable answers." |
| » blop said "...tied upp í þinn ást..." |
 | » Mico said "When you've do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "searching till i find my princess whose passionate eyes cut right through me
for what is life if love only exists in thy thoughts?" |
| » PaT_ said "'you dont love someone because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them.'" |
| » blop said "...all my friends are angels with their wings glued on..." |
| » wisp said "how long does it take//to get a drink in this place" |
 | » michaeldino said "I need you, more than anyone darling, you know that I have from the start. so build me up, buttercup, don't break my heart" |
| » Mico said "Well... Fuck you! Yeah, that's right... Fuck off. I don't need you... Fucker." |
| » wisp said "don't you feed me lines about some idealistic future." |
 | » caro said "build me up, build me up buttercup babe dont you let me down...." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I already know you don't need me, you just don't have to be so mean" |
| » wisp said "your heart won't heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures." |
| » Lone_Star said "The worst thing that can happen to you is when you finially reach enlightenment and discover that you were only dreaming." |
| » Mico said "I'm just a coward, basically—this makes me wish I were dead, but at the same time it keeps me alive" |
| » blop said "you hair looks like robert smith // nightclub straps around your wrist" |
| » caro said "save me from this madness...... save me from myself." |
| » Violence_Inc said "I wish I'd have died in your arms the last time we were together,
So I wouldn't have to wake without you today." |
| » wisp said "party hardly, or hardly party." |
| » Mico said "Do you want to hear a secret?" |
| » blop said "let's cut his whole BODY off!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "if you plan to shoplift, please let us know. -the management-" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "In the heat of the summer sunshine I miss you, like nobody else" |
| » Violence_Inc said "In the mouth of the fool is a rod for his back, but the lips of the wise preserve them. (Proverbs 14:3 NAB)" |
 | » MolocH said "Stop saying "don't quote me" cuz if nobody quotes you, you proably haven't said a thing woth sayings." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "the only thing worse than being unemployed is being unattractive" |
| » blop said "stood on the edge // tied to a noose // you came along // and you cut me loose" |
| » beercrack said "(sad clown) if you see me walking down the street and i start to cry. point and laugh" |
| » MolocH said "Thee woho suffers chronic softitude, shall stay at home mixing...Gotta b good at SOMETHING...." |
| » blop said "i hate "i don't watch tv" people." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "rrrespekt." |
| » Violence_Inc said "love will kill all" |
| » wisp said "peter rabbit would be wise to stay out of mr. mcgregor's garden." |
| » blop said "never trust jelly beans from ontario." |
 | » MekkadoM said "Crazy whore bitch parasite! Yeah, you know who YOU are..." |
 | » fukt said "some things just never change." |
| » caro said "cause there's beauty in the breakdown." |
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