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 | » caro said "no worries i'm here, your saved." |
 | » cactain_steef said "MYSTICAL UNICORNS!!!!" |
 | » daFTWin said "save me" |
| » cactain_steef said "coupé, décalé" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Chippin' around - kick my brains around the floor, these are the days it never rains but it pours." |
 | » toebee said ""Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
- George Carlin" |
 | » Mico said "I thought I had something to say... Until I realized I didn't know what I was talking about." |
 | » blop said "don't forget to bring a towel!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "wanna get hiiiiiigh?" |
 | » PaT_ said "?" |
| » blop said "the early dawn cracks out a carpet of diamond * the ghost of saturday night" |
| » daFTWin said "Gordo, its kindersuprise and crack. Gateway drug.. remember? YOU said it." |
| » caro said "this is love, this is murderous." |
| » G__ said "something about kindersuprise and meth" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "If I could fix myself I’d –
But it’s too late for me" |
| » toebee said "One thing you cant recycle is wasted time." |
 | » Godie said "Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn, as 30 dialogues bleed into one." |
| » Beholder420 said "There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who can read binary, and those who can't." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Why am I so curious? This territory is dangerous, I'll probably end up at the start, I'll be back in line with my broken heart" |
| » blop said "...i wish the world was flat like the old days * so i could travel just by folding the map..." |
| » wisp said "let bygones be bygones." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "michael you're dancing like a beautiful dancewhore" |
| » Mico said "One thing i've learned through dealing drugs, is that you can turn your back on a person, but you will never be able to turn your back on a drug" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "God's vengence is a glorious kind." |
| » caro said "sometimes the south shore seems like the other end of the world." |
 | » fukt said "how do you do this to me?" |
| » Godie said "I wish the world were flat like the old days, so i could travel just by folding a map." |
| » blop said "...this is one of those moments i'll write a song about in 5 years..." |
| » daFTWin said "snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooup!!" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Goodbyes are always hard to explain" |
| » Godie said "Drop it like it's hot." |
| » Mico said "And it is those who do not dance that fuck alot of waitresses- Voltaire" |
| » blop said ""i hate girls that say dude. it usually means they're fat and hang out with a lot of boys." - nter" |
| » caro said "i lsot my fear of falling when i fell for you." |
| » Mico said "It is those who dance that are looked upon as insane by those who can't hear the music -Anon" |
 | » MekkadoM said "Americaaaaaa!
Americaaaaaa!
Americaaaaaa!
Fuck YEAH!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me" good point there. Afterall, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus." |
| » Godie said "someone's been listening to the postal service." |
 | » nter said "i wish you had a neck so i could strangle you." |
| » Mico said "How many whores will it take to mend a broken heart?" |
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