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 | » Mico said "Don't tell other people your troubles. Half of them aren't interested, and the other half will think you deserved it.
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 | » caro said "she's falling from grace she's all over the place." |
 | » djCasTproS said "cut the midrange drop the BASS" |
 | » daFTWin said "Guys are like the stars; so many to pick from but only one can make your dreams come true." |
 | » fukt said "from top of the world to rock bottom." |
| » Mico said "Gimme the keys, you cock-sucka, what the fuck!" |
 | » Lone_Star said "Damn, you know you're screwed when every sentences make you horny. Especially the one below." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "these pretzels are making me thirsty" |
 | » Godie said "I LIKE TO MOVE IT.MOVE IT." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "'I really can't understand the whole vegan thing because everything tastes better with bacon, and you know it'" |
| » Mico said ""To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness."" |
 | » wisp said "hit me with your best shot" |
 | » nter said "i'll break yah heart" |
| » daFTWin said "Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall.
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all. Through the fire, through whatever come what may. For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away. Right down through the wire, even through the fire" |
| » Godie said "Eagles crashed under the sole of my sneaker, feel like falling asleep with my head in the speaker." |
 | » blop said "everywhere is walking distance... if you have the time." |
| » caro said "the prospect of tomorrow would once bring me nothing but sorrow now brightens my day in so many ways." |
 | » blu_laguna88 said "I see the bright beautiful lights at the end of my hands, do you see it too?" |
| » blop said ""nice skinny. roller-skate skinny. i
watched her once from the window when she was crossing over fifth avenue
to go to the park, and that's what she is, roller-skate skinny." - holden caulfield." |
| » Mico said "Who needs dignity when you could just fit in?" |
| » wisp said "feels good to get yr shit back together." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "you know what i've realised? i don't need you to be okay with myself" |
| » djCasTproS said "Il y a des moments de création qu'il ne faut pas laisser passer sous silence." |
 | » toebee said "hey look! CEST LA FOXEUSE! dundundun... ;D" |
| » Godie said "last time i checked you were on itttttt. shkabob." |
 | » cactain_steef said "myspace is for reformed treehugging hippies." |
| » beercrack said "the fire is in the wood coaxed out with a desire of flame in a spark" |
| » caro said "skip town slow down push it to the east coast, step down turn it around push it to the west. meatless useless we're asking for to much i guess." |
| » daFTWin said "What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere. What's this? There's white things in the air What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair.
What's this?" |
| » blop said "there's children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads! what's this!" |
| » Godie said "you wonda why they call u bytch. I betcha" |
| » blop said "i am the delightfully clueless star of my own little life." |
| » toebee said "you can't always get what you want/but if you try sometimes/you might find/ you get what you need" |
| » Mico said "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" |
| » Lone_Star said "Love hurts, life's a bitch, bitch bitch here and a bitch bitch there, everywhere a bitch bitch... old mcdonald had a... (you get the picture)." |
| » PaT_ said "was i that obvious 'manda? ;)" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "thanks pat, i know." |
| » PaT_ said "so when u ask for me again/u'll find I won't be there/I want a love to call my own/Not one I have to share/So I will hide my broken heart/Beneath a laughing face/& though u'll think I never cared/No one else can take yur place" |
| » blop said "it moved back into its parent's basement." |
| » fukt said "where DID all the emo go?" |
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