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 | » caro said "drop it like its hawwtttttt." |
 | » Lone_Star said "I hate it when you don't call." |
 | » djCasTproS said "love xxx just pure feeling here ..." |
 | » wisp said "defenestration:
a throwing of a person or thing out of a window" |
 | » nter said "i have many a dingleberry." |
| » caro said "when you dont expect antyhing you can't be disapointed. yet deep down i still expected you to care." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "you twist to fit the mold that I am in but things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do" |
| » Lone_Star said "I just want BANG BANG BANG." |
 | » mariel said "and you can dangle your carrot but i ain't gonna reach for it coz i need both hands to play my guitar -Ani Difranco" |
| » caro said "wanna keep me company while i get stoned? haha" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "get my dick hard as a missile." |
| » Lone_Star said "I want a pair of tits in my hands... right... *NOW*." |
 | » Mico said "I want more!!" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "and how!" |
 | » michaeldino said "it's gonna be a low budget christmas" |
 | » blop said "am.i.upset.or.did.i.just.misplace.my.spacebar?" |
 | » Godie said "Obnoxious, murderous lyrics
I know that you hear it
now that I'm getting closer and closer I know that you feel it" |
| » Mico said "... or another beer." |
| » blop said "nothing cures a hangover like a good bubblebath" |
| » Godie said "talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected" |
| » beercrack said "p.ositive e.nergy a.ctivates c.onstant e.levation - the rzarecta" |
| » Mico said "Protons.n'.Electrons.Always.Cause.Explosions (peace)- Rza" |
| » Lone_Star said "We always seem to leave about 2 seconds after we arrive somewheres..." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "make me stay" |
| » blop said "its like saturday morning makeout * while it rains outside" |
| » djCasTproS said "close my eyes and love me too knight" |
| » Godie said "ayoyeee la vie dun bad boyyyy 24 heure sur 24 jparanoyeeee." |
| » Mico said "You do it to yourself, you do, And that's what really hurts, Its that you do it to yourself,
Just you and no-one else" |
| » cvxn said "The best things in life are love, music, friends and General Tao chicken" |
| » Lone_Star said "Sometimes I barely stop words from coming out of my mouth to prevent my head from being turned inside out. But it's all cool..." |
| » Godie said "im an artist." |
 | » Psy_co said "why why why..." |
| » beercrack said ""It's silly when people say they are an artist or a musician. They're just trying to cover up for something else- that they don't have a girlfriend or smell bad or suffer from alcoholism'." - safety scissors" |
| » wisp said "take a chance you stupid ho" |
| » Godie said "Mean people suck.
good people swallow." |
| » Psy_co said "I'm vegan !!!!" |
| » Godie said "eat a vegan." |
| » Lone_Star said "Why are you taking a shower now?" |
| » Mico said "...everyone gotta love sometimes" |
| » caro said "...everyone wants to be hollywood." |
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