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 | » earthyspirit said "Those who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
- sometimes" |
 | » wisp said "she looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say 'when'." |
 | » Gomez_Cooleyado said "If you're gonna blame someone, always blame someone who can't defend themselves." |
 | » fukt said "why go out for a burger when theres steak at home." |
| » wisp said "if you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." |
 | » El_Presidente said "et la coche peta" |
 | » cactain_steef said "a real lady never takes off her wig in the public's eye." |
 | » MolocH said "In america today, every twenty five fucking seconds, someone`s life is taken, someone is brutality violated, mutilated. In america today. This is america, This *IS* america, and I love america, I Love America.
-Fear Fact" |
 | » Toltech said "Wowowowow, ease off the pedal there Jeff Gordon." |
 | » Mico said "No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.-
Hunter S. Thompson" |
| » fukt said "the end. you lose." |
 | » michaeldino said "I'm the type of person my parents tell me to stay away from." |
| » Mico said "At my funeral, I would like a huge sassy black lady to point at a portrait of me and exclaim "Fuck THIS guy!"" |
 | » caro said "so let go just jump in its alright cause theres beauty in the breakdown." |
 | » Lone_Star said ""Parce que la Coopération a bien meilleur goût!"" |
| » Mico said "What is the degree of failure necessary for man to learn from his mistakes?" |
| » caro said "spending all this time pretending makes me constantly confused." |
 | » daFTWin said "When you cry you cry alone, but when you laught the whole world laughs with you." |
| » PookStah said "i am cleaning up so well, I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself" |
 | » blop said "everything looks perfect from far away..." |
| » Faya_Combo said "The night is still young... Let's make it one to remember" |
 | » Psy_co said "wow..." |
 | » o_skoo_bigwheela said "And if maybe you just happen to crawl inside the closet and shut the door and wait for the bad things to go away...? THEN GOOD FOR YOU!
(james st james)" |
| » Mico said "The only way to win is to stop caring so much about whether or not you lose" |
| » caro said "born to love, bread to hate." |
| » G__ said "ain't no sense in me lieing, as if i am, a different man" |
| » Lone_Star said ""We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd" |
| » blop said "she knocked me out with those american thighs" |
| » El_Presidente said "i'm horny all night long" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "pretty things- so what if i like pretty things?" |
| » Mico said "Just shoot me" |
| » caro said "traped behind the glass elavator doors. slowing sliding down to the next floor." |
| » G__ said "go on and put me to the test love
I'ma do the same to you..And make sure you're takin care of" |
| » elixireleven said "That crazy bint had a whip." |
| » Psy_co said "coming home alone after a party sucks" |
| » Lone_Star said ""I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
-Denis Leary" |
 | » BobGratton said "Face your in shit to have I'll friend my be to want don't you if" |
| » Lone_Star said "My head is spinning Right round, baby /
Right round like a record baby /
Right round round round" |
| » wisp said "i got soul, but i'm not a soldier." |
| » blop said "come hell or high water // her heart was made // no friend and no lover // would get in her way" |
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