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 | » blop said "the clanking of crystal.
explosions off in the distance." |
 | » caro said "so this is the new year. and i dont feel any different." |
 | » MolocH said "Never trust a fish in a bearsuit!" |
 | » G__ said "HEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" |
 | » Lone_Star said "meh" |
 | » Toltech said "A hornless unicorn is just a horse." |
| » wisp said "hallelujah, lock and load." |
 | » madhavi said "I feel gooD!!!" |
 | » El_Presidente said "sharon you read my mind" |
| » blop said "all i want in life is to own a piano tie." |
 | » cactain_steef said "if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!!!!" |
| » caro said "i would wish a million wishes to never have to wish again." |
| » wisp said "i love you boy on the bus." |
 | » cinderella_soul said "Why fuck up.. when you can just fuck.
drop condoms not bombs." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "where does the good go? seriously, WHERE?" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "i want to stab you in the face. twice." |
| » blop said ""you're thinking locally... you have to think GLOOOOOOBALLY!"" |
 | » daFTWin said "If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem." |
| » cinderella_soul said "I have felt like that sometimes too." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "i feel like i wouldnt like me if i met me" |
| » cinderella_soul said ""When the veil of perception are cleansed, everything will appear to man as truly is...infinite. "
Aldous Huxley or William Blake(always confuse the two. )" |
| » beercrack said "even at the lowest common denominator you're still working at a fraction" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "and another one bites the dust" |
| » daFTWin said "We hate nerds, on the moon we pull down nerds pants and throw moon rocks at them." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "The only thing worse than being unemployed is being unattractive" |
| » Toltech said "Ooh is that jealousy I see in your eyes Craig?....mmm yes drown me in the sweet water of your envy.-Eric Cartman" |
 | » Godie said "I'm not cocky, i'm confident, so when you tell me i'm the best it's a compliment" |
| » Violence_Inc said "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission" |
| » wisp said "you look better in pictures." |
 | » Skunkington said "did you switch from mocha to crack?" |
 | » Mali said "The next best thing to him, his penis." |
| » wisp said "this night//walk the dead//in a solitary style//
and crash the cemetery gates// in the dress your husband hates" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Exploit the somber.
Obey disorder.
Inject evasion.
And embody servility." |
| » cinderella_soul said "It figures you would come up with that one after my post;) -Dr. over-confident." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by moments that take our breath away" |
| » cinderella_soul said "I used to believe in justice. Now I believe in killing everyone but me." |
| » caro said "Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Hollywood in a soft syringe push it in and
make a star out of me." |
| » Toltech said "-Don't touch this, it's not a toy. -You say that about everything! Why don't you own toys?! They're fun." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "stand by your man!" |
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