Oneliners |
 | » Mico said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words do permanent damage." |
 | » cactain_steef said "i've got some chocolate... let's put some snow on it, and call it a day ;)" |
| » Mico said "It's best to follow your heart, and not to listen to those voices in your head." |
 | » Mali said "and real friends listen , and dont run away without saying bye and giving good warm long hugs" |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "The downside to being intellegent is being surrounded by people stupider than you." |
| » cactain_steef said "remember the time when we had lives? ya, me neither." |
 | » caro said "WOOOHOOOOO000ooo000oo0o0o. WE ARE SOOOO LAME!!!! x0" |
| » cactain_steef said "hi!!! high 5!!! OMGOMG SCENSTERS!!!" |
| » caro said "yasmine: i think i'm in like with you. :D" |
| » cactain_steef said "Real friends don't end friendship with change." |
 | » beercrack said "voyou de bon coeur - fout la trouille aux bonasses" |
| » Mico said "Pratice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect so why practice?" |
| » caro said "dont wake me i plan on sleeping in." |
 | » Toltech said "Yeah I like what you said about the thing there....umm and..mmm....and also I'm sorry I wasn't listening." |
| » Mali said "Onliners!!!!!! I keep forgeting about this extra feature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » Toltech said "You're 8, why put yourself through that? You got your whole life to be miserable." |
| » cactain_steef said "it's like your whole mouth is in the dip!" |
 | » blop said "the sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli." |
| » Toltech said "Have you ever been to a gym? In a gym, breasts are called pects." |
| » cactain_steef said "if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out" |
| » Toltech said "I am not picking my nose. I'm pulling things out of it." |
| » wisp said "do you have the keys to the hotel? cause i plan on setting the motherfucker on fire." |
| » julie_eaves said "The greatest Lovers were murderers first" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "The worst part of me is you" |
| » Mico said "Toltech- That was Fucking gold!!" |
 | » DonLouis said "You're so busy going from A to Z that there's actually 24 letters that you miss." |
| » Toltech said "It's better to have loved and lost that then to have lived the rest of my life with that bitch." |
| » blop said "when you said you loved me... did you really love me // did the words just spill out... like drool on my pillow" |
 | » Lone_Star said "They call me nuts, I call them lost souls - who's worst?" |
| » blop said "he said he'd never seen someone so lost, i said i'd never felt so found." |
 | » subfl0wer said "did u know that there is a city in newfoundland called DILDO?" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "This may be a reflection of who we are...a reflection of what we do" |
| » Mico said "The only way to have a friend, is to be a friend." |
 | » Godie said "le cauchmare amercian, jeune fuckup non-educer. stun sal, malelever." |
 | » IMDeadAlready said "If there's a chanch you'll fail, don't even try." |
| » blop said "you're nobody til you have a stalker." |
| » Violence_Inc said "miss you less see you more" |
| » G__ said "CARLOS...YOU WATCH HOME MOVIES TOO!?!?!?! i should have known" |
| » wisp said "i am a visitor here, i am not permanent" |
| » Toltech said "-Was that a threat or a poem? Coach McGurk (from "Home Movies")" |
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