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 | » wisp said "i miss ghostwriter." |
 | » Mico said "If you really want to see... your better off closing your eyes." |
 | » MisterSinister5 said "When pushing someone out the window...It's best to gag them first...otherwise you might disturb the neighbours..." |
| » Mico said "Lmao! *Wipes away a tear of joy*" |
 | » Mali said "that was great Yazam!!!!!!" |
 | » cactain_steef said ""friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it but only YOU can feel its true warmth.
thank you for being the piss in my pants
:)"" |
 | » MolocH said "We all want to die, a little bit. we live on day to day with nothing but matchbooks and sarcasm in our pockets. Waiting for something worth waiting for. Desire is NOT an occupation, you are alternately thrilled and desperate. Sky-high and fucked.
" |
| » cactain_steef said "so i threw the phone at her head, but i missed and hit her the snatch." |
| » Mico said "Want to get from here to there, a bike can take me anywhere. It's not mine, but i don't care, I've had enough of playing fair." |
| » Mali said ""we all want cinderella soul to die..."" |
 | » cinderella_soul said ""we all want to die..."" |
| » Mico said "I'm KING OF THE WORLD!" |
| » Mali said "even gold penises melt" |
| » cactain_steef said "nothing gold can stay..." |
 | » fukt said "Just a taste." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I don't know how it got so bad, sometimes it's so crazy that nothing can save me, but it's the only thing that I have" |
| » cactain_steef said "it's like waking up." |
 | » blop said "it's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges." |
| » PaT_ said "Things I love and things I hate, things that I appreciate. You do the things that ill recall, when nothing else is left at all." |
| » Mico said "Why is it that I fall in love with every girl that shows me the slightest amount of attention?" |
 | » djCasTproS said "mes amis (es) semblent etre de pres ou de loin a du mondes a usage unique qui me semblent etre la que pour un but precis sans me donner entierement satisfaction. ceux là je leur dit donc merci... je vais continuer de voir ailleur sans trop chercher" |
| » Mali said "The four Fs "Finds them, feels them, fucks them, forgets them!"" |
| » Flashy_Simon said "I'd suck saké out of her ass in front of my grandmother." |
| » Mico said "If you can't change the world, maybe you should just change yourself." |
 | » Toltech said "Even if she were to die it would still take her 2 hours to get ready." |
| » Mico said "Who needs enemies when you have friends like these" |
| » cactain_steef said ""big fish, small fish, big fish... little BOX"" |
| » blop said "the sidewalks are watching me think about you,
sparkled with broken glass" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "You OD'd now you're hooked up to an intravenous
It's a minor inconvenience, from the hospital bed you'll suck penis" |
| » Mico said "... And like that, he vanished." |
| » cactain_steef said ""Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous Circular motion"" |
| » Mali said "Tiger palm in the eye is a nono" |
| » Mico said "Is this just another one of Gods' sick jokes?" |
| » cactain_steef said "Plastic cigars? Then why'd I bring the ashtrays?" |
| » fukt said "leave the past in the past" |
 | » caro said "waiting ...anticipating..... the next move.. a sudden grove.. and the days turns to hell." |
| » Mico said "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.-Hunter S. Thompson" |
| » Toltech said "and now the nerds are congregating for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys" |
| » cactain_steef said ""i once ran over a homeless man, just to get an erection" - neil diamond" |
| » caro said "i kissed you in a style clarck gable would have admirred, i thought it classic." |
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