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» Mico said "Stop touching me!" |
» wisp said "you're just one of many." |
» o_skoo_bigwheela said "To much of a big mess in my dissorganized library of booked memories." |
» G__ said "as the world turns" |
» mybeatmhz said "well..... is like in my picture i wish i ws turn around so i can see those again" |
» Mico said "Always looking for that stable Job? Always looking for that perfect Love? There are more things in life you know." |
» nvm said "The average person thinks he isn't" |
» cactain_steef said "Five babbee movas nah that aint cool
Cant have two of them in the same room
(How Many Babbee Movas)
Dont even ask
How the sixth one got pregnant when I came in here ass - Thirstin Howl III" |
» Mico said "Always read between their lines, then you'll never miss their bull shit lies." |
» nothingnopenope said "always have a fucking PLAN B!" |
» mybeatmhz said "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ihave no idea what to say" |
» caro said "what rhymes with pity now?" |
» Mali said "Break my finger, fine. Bring my arm, great. Break my leg, fabulous. Break my heart, ultra dark saddness." |
» Mico said "But I LOVED it!!" |
» PaT_ said "mico: way to copy the gazette's "quote of the day"" |
» Mico said "To get back my youth I would do anything in the world except take exerice, get up early, or be respectable. -Oscar Wilde" |
» blop said "i'd rather guzzle a bucket of monkey piss than go to bal en blanc." |
» Mico said "How Clevah... How Wicked." |
» cactain_steef said "sista before the mista..." |
» caro said "bro's before hoe's." |
» wisp said "fresher than any prince." |
» Mico said "You Bastard!" |
» caro said "alternative communication underground network." |
» cactain_steef said "way to not call back after spinning me around, you douche!" |
» caro said "you spin me right round baby right round." |
» Mico said "If you under 30 and your not Liberal, you have no heart. If your over 30 and your not conservative, you have no brains." |
» cactain_steef said "j'ai la queqette qui colle!" |
» caro said "smile like you mean it." |
» cactain_steef said "too bad you ate raja!" |
» caro said "you came up with the brezze on sunday morning." |
» daFTWin said "GO FOR THE GOLD!" |
» cactain_steef said "i dont want to know your name, i just want to BANGBANGBANG." |
» z------ said "Homosexuals are gay!" |
» Mico said "and it's leaking out bread?" |
» blop said "hole in your head" |
» caro said "and bang bang your dead." |
» Mali said "Why are you hiding? Because people are talking about me" |
» Miss_Amanda said "i wanna fuck a dog in the ass" |
» Mico said "Pirates suck Hippo testicles." |
» cactain_steef said "sex with pirates!" |
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