Oneliners |
 | » FreshJive420 said "Don't worry guys...I'm not as think as you stoned I am!" |
 | » michaeldino said "I'm so very bored..." |
 | » AlienZeD said "the trick is to stop breathing..." |
 | » blop said "the trick is to keep breathing..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I used to do drugs...I still do, but...I used to too!" |
 | » daFTWin said "wow, i forgot about this section...these oneliners suck!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in a month....I didn't want to interrupt her..." |
 | » Mico said "Hey, in the land of the free, you can do anything we want you to do... If there's anything else you need, we'll be sure to let you know. Thanks" |
| » FreshJive420 said "A, A is for Apple...D, D is for lisDexia..." |
| » beercrack said "wow. all these words. they speak to me. really they do." |
 | » caro said "cha-POW!" |
 | » cactain_steef said "shall i chisel your teeth with a dull blade, or drown your uneventful face in a puddle of urine?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "why do they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob...that's how it comes out of the ground...they should call that corn....they should call everything else corn off the cob..." |
| » wisp said "and you can tell from the state of my room, that they let me out too soon, and the pills that i ate,
came a couple weeks too late." |
| » Mico said "HELP!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I haven't slept for 10 days cuz.......that would be too long..." |
| » Mico said "Boast not thyself of tomorrow, for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth." |
| » wisp said "i can tell from that full body cast, that you're sorry that you asked." |
| » caro said "diamonds are a girls best friend?" |
| » cactain_steef said "non, rien de rien... Non, je ne regrette rien." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Im on a mission let me take you back and forth another jam that's gonna make you scream for more. from new-york london to amsterdam let's rock i wanna rock you body rock." |
| » caro said "dont worry about a thing cause every little thing gonna be alright. -bob M." |
| » dudette said "i love ferry corsten so much my knee hurts - and it's tuesday!!!! alright." |
| » FreshJive420 said "If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!" |
| » Mico said "...And we all smoked crack, the very next day. The end." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Did You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?>" |
| » cactain_steef said "i had this clever oneliner all planned out, but then i got sober." |
| » wisp said "you and me are through! i told you that when i divorced you!" |
 | » fukt said "the more things change, the more they stay the same." |
| » Mico said "Yeah, lifes a bitch... and then you marry one." |
| » wisp said "i've been a bad bad girl//i've been careless with a delicate man//and it's a sad sad world//when a girl will break a boy just because she can" |
| » Mico said "Turkey!" |
 | » Lone_Star said "Who's on third base?" |
| » blop said "I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET." |
| » Mico said "I'm a BANNANA!" |
| » caro said "BEST FRIENDS MEANS I PULL THE TRIGGER" |
| » blop said "i gots da taliban blues." |
| » beercrack said "wanted advice gave me a vice magazine i cried" |
| » blop said "it's fruitless to ask bad banana people for advice." |
| » cactain_steef said "BIRDIE NUM-NUM!!!" |
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