Oneliners |
 | » AlienZeD said "I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y." |
 | » cactain_steef said "he'd put on an olympic skating suit...AND!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Take. Off. My. Belt." |
 | » FreshJive420 said "what would brian BOYYYYYYYTANO'D do if we misspelled his name?" |
| » AlienZeD said "it's 'Boitano' asshole!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i'm sure he'd kick an ass or two...thats what brian boytano'd do" |
 | » daFTWin said "Hate it or love it the under dog's on top
And I'm gon shine homie until my heart stop" |
| » AlienZeD said "He'd make a plan and he'd follow through! hehe" |
| » cactain_steef said "what would bryan boytano do if he were here right now?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life is like a box of chocolates: it's only good if there's something left for you." |
 | » Mico said "Life is like a box of chocolates: Over priced." |
| » AlienZeD said "A journey consists of more than just a beginning and an end; it is each step you take along the way that lead you to your destination. Step wisely" |
| » cactain_steef said "eleventy billion dollars!!!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "did you ever notice that "no comment" is a comment..." |
 | » Smile said "The Feeling of Flying is Liberating, Yet the Potential of Falling is Intimidating" |
| » AlienZeD said "She's very open minded... what is your point mister!?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "lets go 7/11 its always open....LIKE YOUR MOM!! lol" |
| » AlienZeD said "Eleventy Seven?! Sounds like 7/11 has some competition! But will they sell me beer!?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "fuck 42 i say eleventy-seven" |
 | » neoform said "the ultimate answer is 42!" |
| » AlienZeD said ""The purpose of life is a life of purpose."" |
| » FreshJive420 said "if you hadn't noticed that was the whole point of the joke lol" |
 | » caro said "this shit is B A N A N A S." |
| » AlienZeD said "Is one word really one word?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "rearange the letter to: NEW DOOR to make one word,.............................................its one word!" |
| » Mico said "...But what if I want more?" |
| » AlienZeD said ""Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Friendship is deep for men friend ship is two guys taking a shower after working out, one of them looks at the other and says..."dude you got a little dick!".."oh ya well you wouldn't say that if i stuck it up you ass would you?"" |
| » Mico said "WRONG." |
| » Smile said "Life is Beautiful." |
| » Mico said "Stop wasting my Tme." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Fuck the Fuckin' Fuckers" |
| » AlienZeD said ""Love is friendship set on fire." Explains why most of them burn out." |
| » FreshJive420 said "yeah my last relationSHIT sucked..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Relationships make you a vampire... breaking up is a stake through the heart." |
| » cactain_steef said "E.S.L is F-U-N!" |
| » Mico said "Yay! Learning is fun!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "O'DOYLE RULES!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Live life like no one is watching you dance... or dance like you're not living... NEVERMIND!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Life is too short so love the one you got...cuz you might get run over or you might get shot..." |
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