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 | » AlienZeD said "May you live every day of your life." |
 | » Mico said "Werid, the same thing happened to... okay fine, it didn't." |
| » AlienZeD said "Weird, the same thing happened to... except it was 2pm, summer, and I was asleep" |
 | » caro said "2 am and she calls me cause i'm still awake, can you help me un-ravel my latest mistake? i dont love him winter just wasn't my season." |
| » Mico said "Do you ever have one of those "Heavy-flow" days? You know, like in The Shining, when the elevator doors open and..." |
 | » cactain_steef said "FIAT - Fix It Again Tony?" |
| » AlienZeD said "That's not funny! It's true!" |
| » Mico said "Reality is a terrible thing for business. It's the fantasy that sells." |
 | » FreshJive420 said "PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Cadillac" |
| » AlienZeD said "TITS: Try Invigorating Transdimensional Substances" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Now-I'm-not-tryin-to-get-to-intricate-into-it-i'm-just-tryin-to-give-you-a-little-hint, for-your own-benefit..." |
| » beercrack said "Sai Baba said reality is like seeing a snake in the road and being frightened. But when you get closer, you realize it was just a harmless piece of rope but if you see what you take as a piece of rope and it's a snake. whoa, look out." |
| » FreshJive420 said "In 3rd Grade All I Used To Do Is Sniff Glue Through A Tube And Play Rubics Cube..." |
| » AlienZeD said "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Then we tried to name our babies, but we forgot all the names that, the names we used to know. But sometimes, we remember our bedrooms, and our parent's bedrooms,
and the bedrooms of our friends." |
| » cactain_steef said "I would rub myself like this all day, but I'm getting blisters." |
| » FreshJive420 said "The only thing i know for sure is that there is nothing you can ever know for sure" |
 | » Lone_Star said "The peas are signing to me." |
| » AlienZeD said "Nothing makes sense except senselesness. See I proved my point." |
| » FreshJive420 said "whudyoosay-boutmy mama?" |
| » caro said "i can't wait for you to knock me up, in a minute, in a second. i can't wait for you to shut me up. shut it UP." |
| » FreshJive420 said "i used to do drugs, i still do but i used to too..." |
| » Mico said "Can their be anything more luxurious than killing time?" |
 | » Toltech said "They'll come up to me after the show. They push me and say hey buddy, we're christians and we don't like what you said....so then forgive me! - Bill Hicks" |
| » cactain_steef said "*licks finger and touches shirt* let's get you and me out of these wet...WHAT THE FUCK!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Or a milkshake on your T-Shirt." |
| » cactain_steef said "like water on a milkshake." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Don't you hate these clueless people walkin around trying to stand out just so they can fit in..." |
| » Lone_Star said "Sometimes I wonder... no I don't! Or do I? HAH nah... no shit really?!" |
| » Mico said "abababb" |
| » cactain_steef said "CROUCH, TOUCH -- ENGAGE!" |
| » AlienZeD said "The only thing you can depend on is independance." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Friendship is deep for men, a friend is a guy you can call up tell him FUCK YOU!!!! thats a friend!" |
| » AlienZeD said "IT'S A BOY!!" |
| » xbsd said "i have a penis" |
| » AlienZeD said "I also would like what she wants. I hope it's good!" |
 | » blop said "please, please, please, let me get what i want." |
| » FreshJive420 said "take off your pants and jacket" |
| » AlienZeD said "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Regardless, all your times are belong to US!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "we knew u as alien zed, we loved u as alien zed, welcome back alien zed.........to hell with brian boitano" |
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