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 | » Mico said ""Why do I fall in love with every girl who gives me the slightest bit of attention?"" |
 | » AlienZeD said "keep busy" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "ok now 4th of 3rd you're 2nd of 5th and second of all u need to get your priorities crooked!!" |
 | » cactain_steef said "caught between the crossfire of two bleeding hearts... GEHAYY!!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "just a drop of watter in an endless sea" |
 | » Mali said "i wish i may i wish i might i wish upon this flaming ball of gas tonight" |
 | » Lone_Star said "Your ass has been leaking for 15 minutes sir..." |
| » cactain_steef said "feeling the minutes slip away, like some sort of anal leakage action" |
| » AlienZeD said "So you're saying all men need to treat women like charming playthings?" |
| » Mico said ""Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts."" |
| » AlienZeD said "Beautiful people not sharing their body is EXACTLY like rich people not sharing their money." |
| » FreshJive420 said "look at things the other way cuz it may well be your final day" |
| » AlienZeD said "Most people can't tell between selffishness and selflessness." |
 | » blop said "no one can resist my schweaty balls." |
| » Mico said "I hear my friends talk shit about their friends. I'd be a naive fool to think my friends don't talk shit about me." |
| » AlienZeD said "No matter how much you love and are loved by someone. They can still get hit by a bus. Take nothing for granted." |
| » FreshJive420 said "No matter how hot a girl looks, somewhere, someone out there is tired of putting up with her shit..." |
| » wisp said "some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues." |
| » Mico said "How did the cat get so fat?" |
| » cactain_steef said "don't call me white, don't caaaallllll me white." |
| » FreshJive420 said "all we are saying is give peace a chance" |
| » AlienZeD said "Well it's not quite a mop, and not quite a muppet. But mannnnn........ anyway to answer your question, I don't know." |
| » Mico said "Can anyone take the time to make room for error? I mean, this whole notion of Perfection is ridiculous, and to be quite frank, unrealistic." |
| » AlienZeD said "Thinking is so overrated." |
 | » moondancer said "I think I love me" |
| » Mico said "In denial, you simply resort to looking for another,
more convenient "truth" in order to make yourself feel better." |
| » cactain_steef said "already an engineer... gosh!" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "this is life, but we'll survive" |
| » AlienZeD said "The rain is cold, wet and makes the day ugly. Without the rain we wouldn't be alive to complain about it." |
| » FreshJive420 said "but you left me in the rain..." |
| » AlienZeD said "I do." |
| » Mali said "I never said yes, and he never asked" |
 | » caro said "Sarcasm runs in my blood. If you don’t like it, chances are I won’t like you." |
| » Mico said "An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be." |
| » cactain_steef said "the only thing that turns me on, is the leper behind you." |
| » Mico said ""Nothing tastes as good as it feels to being thin" -Stolen from an Anorexia/Bulimic Forum." |
| » AlienZeD said "Meal Idea: Vodka, Orange Juice and lots of Grenadine." |
| » FreshJive420 said "beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder" |
| » cactain_steef said "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips..." |
| » AlienZeD said "May you all burn a fiery spliff of righteousness." |
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