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 | » AlienZeD said "What about victory retirement?" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "yeah rehab is for quiters!!!!...quiters never win and winners never quit!!!" |
 | » Mico said "I'm not addicted, just dedicated." |
| » AlienZeD said "Mico! This is the ONE line section." |
| » Mico said "So...I did a line, and I was happy, but then I was sad. So I did another line, and I was happy, but then I was sad again... So I did another line." |
 | » ApR1zM said "Rave.ca is fo stalk0rz" |
| » AlienZeD said "Amen." |
| » FreshJive420 said "The only thing in this world that I really know for sure is that there's nothing in this world that I really know for sure." |
 | » cactain_steef said "FUCK THA PO-LICE!" |
| » beercrack said "c'Est completement patate!" |
| » Mico said "If it's gonna be that kind of party -well i'll stick my dick in a bag a patatoes." |
| » AlienZeD said "Girls are crazy and guys are stupid." |
| » Mico said "Women have many MANY faults, but men only have two: everything they say and everything they do." |
| » FreshJive420 said "oh won't you gonna take me home tonight, oh down beside that red bright light, aaaaaaaare you gonna let it all hang out fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round" |
 | » caro said "ok i understand he's on his way now, but jezz louise i mean today now... bubble pop electric." |
| » AlienZeD said "Some times it's worse WHEN girls listen. Their creativity gets the best of them... Wait no, the worse." |
| » FreshJive420 said "what do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes?..............................................................................nothing, someone already told her twice..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Men Don't Care About Themselves, but we'd fight to the death for a certain woman." |
 | » Mali said "All woman are the blame for war" |
| » AlienZeD said "Graceful reply to my subtle one line. I replaced 'with' with 'in' and no one was the wiser." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
Losing control I'm all over the place." |
| » AlienZeD said "Stuck in the middle of you ;)" |
| » FreshJive420 said "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here i am" |
| » AlienZeD said "Never drink tea from the root of all evil." |
| » Flashy_Simon said ""Lack of money is the root of all evil"" |
| » cactain_steef said "here i am, stuck in the middle with you...yeeehaw!" |
| » Mali said "i think too much inject me with morphine" |
| » Mico said "The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself." |
| » FreshJive420 said "i'm not trying to bore you even though i would like to, i think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it?" |
| » AlienZeD said "And the stupid think escape was created for keyboards." |
| » Mico said "You can't escape the stupid." |
| » AlienZeD said "I am a robot." |
| » Mico said "Matt, go fuck yourself you fat fucking piece of shit." |
| » AlienZeD said "Money is evil." |
| » Mali said "We have to thank Hitler. When he got into power it was the time of the great depression. Him causing war made the companies in north america survive to produce weapons. we made money Its kinda ironic" |
| » AlienZeD said "Hitler was just a little bit before his time. By before his time I mean still alive when he should have been dead." |
| » Mali said "*If your going to lie, lie big. Better to lie big then lie little. Easier for people to believe* -Hitler" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I reckon you're about an 8 or an 9. maybe even 9 and a half in 4 beer's time" |
 | » fukt said "cause ur a fucking moron. yes you." |
| » AlienZeD said "It's evolution. Get used to it or get used by it. You control your destiny" |
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