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 | » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "something is always better ALWAYS" |
 | » AlienZeD said "What's better than a cold beer on a hot day? Hot Sex on a cold day." |
 | » Mico said "... I was under the influence." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I didn't use to do drugs, in fact up untill recently I was HIGH ON LIFE!!! but eventually I built up a tollerance..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Wisdom > Intelligence" |
 | » cactain_steef said "'honey makes my farts itch'..." |
| » beercrack said "hello. this is a dirtbomb" |
| » PaT_ said "What if all these fantasies,Come flailing around,
Now I've said too much,I thought that I heard you laughing,I thought that I heard you sing,
I think I thought I saw you try." |
| » FreshJive420 said "FUCK THE HIP HOP ROOM!!!!!" |
| » Mico said ""Always be kind to starngers" they say, "for you will never know when you may become one yourself."" |
 | » Mali said "It tis not porn, but art!" |
| » AlienZeD said "If it seems inhumane. Consider that humans invented the concept." |
| » Mico said "If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child." |
| » AlienZeD said "On top of spaghetti...." |
| » FreshJive420 said "the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word..." |
| » AlienZeD said "If I were the Titanic I would go down on you!" |
 | » caro said "Seat fillers rarely make history" |
| » AlienZeD said "Talking speaks for itself." |
| » Mico said "There's nothing wrong with quoting people. Why not say something that someone has already said ten times better than you could ever say it?" |
| » caro said "Never fight ugly people they have nothing to lose" |
| » FreshJive420 said "mean people suck, nice people swallow" |
| » beercrack said "you right like your on cracky crack CRACK" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life is work. Best be getting paid." |
| » FreshJive420 said "i may be dumb but i'm not a dweeb, i'm just a sucker with no self esteem.." |
| » Mico said "It's been a long time since sixth grade. No wonder adults are
stupid. They forget everything by the time it comes to be of any use." |
| » AlienZeD said "It should be known that for guys, that feeling is more similar to dental surgery than something good." |
 | » ashtraygirl said "nothing beats the feeling of stubble brushing against your belly" |
| » Mico said "I want to be... a pornostar." |
| » caro said "its like i'm a movie star but late at night" |
| » AlienZeD said "Torn" |
| » caro said "Beauty queen of only eighteen /
She had some trouble with herself" |
| » AlienZeD said "Independance" |
| » Mico said "All the lonely people, where do I belong?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Cruel Cruel Loneliness. The deeper you fall, the further hope seems." |
| » Mico said "Just break my heart already." |
| » AlienZeD said "I hate being the middle when neither side loves me completely" |
| » caro said "i dont wanna be the one, the one who's always left behind..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Peace, Love and all that shit..." |
| » AlienZeD said "About time! They got some sidewalks a couple years back too." |
| » cactain_steef said "i hear the west-island just got indoor plumbing" |
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