Oneliners |
 | » AlienZeD said "It's only you" |
 | » Mico said ""There's nothing more honorable than two men trying to beat the shit out of eachother" -My Dad" |
| » AlienZeD said "Unconditional love is my weakness" |
 | » cactain_steef said "if your first move was to shoot anyone who chattered without purpose, well then dear, i'd have been dead a long time ago." |
| » AlienZeD said "Hope for the best and expect nothing knowing you will learn no matter the outcome." |
 | » beercrack said "you just might be on to something there tiger" |
| » AlienZeD said "Some body should invent basebowling." |
| » beercrack said "PEOPLE's POTATOE, SALLY-ANNE, carrot soup kitchen breakfast for the needy. we need a bowling alley" |
 | » caro said "Militia - The People's Army" |
| » Mico said ""Be gone and never come back, I say!!"" |
| » AlienZeD said "Man it's foggy out! Or smokey in... not sure" |
| » cactain_steef said "and the success seemed like nothing more than an anti-mimetic expedition..." |
| » wisp said "i think i love you, but maybe it's just the fumes." |
| » beercrack said "P$WN#D" |
 | » blop said "i'm like the opening band for the sun." |
| » FreshJive420 said "haaaaaayydee hooooooo" |
| » cactain_steef said "but if you eat fiber on christmas eve.. he might come to your town!" |
| » PaT_ said "happiness is a warm gun" |
| » AlienZeD said "'cause I've got more stuff." |
| » FreshJive420 said "There's only two things in this world that I hate: people who who discriminate according to other people's races, and the dutch." |
| » AlienZeD said "I feel like breakfast... But i look more like lunch." |
| » cactain_steef said "lunchables?" |
 | » Toltech said "Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church?! Captain what's his name!" |
| » Mico said "There's a lot of talk but most of it is distracting, diverting and ultimately meaningless" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I Won't Cry, No I Won't Cry, No I, Won't Shed A Tear, Just As Long As You Fuckin' Stand By Me!" |
| » blop said "i have only 13 years, and i am crazy of you." |
| » PaT_ said "when the nite, has come, and the land is dark, and the moon, is the only, light we'll see. no i won't, be afraid, oh i wont....be afraid, just as long, as you stand, stand by me" |
| » AlienZeD said "What's your name? Nevermind, wanna fuck?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "now is the time to take what's mine" |
| » Mico said "Find happiness through loneliness, you'll realize your love is gone." |
| » AlienZeD said "There's no such thing as reality. Really!" |
| » Toltech said "With who? Or should I ask with WHOM?! (hehehe inside)" |
| » Mico said "Did you call me crazy?..I'll fucking cut you!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am SO sick of disorientation." |
| » caro said "Ghetto mind. Brainless giving flow. Mindless lack of self-control" |
| » cactain_steef said "carlos, i love you. IN THE ASS!!!!" |
| » Toltech said "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." |
| » AlienZeD said "What's left when there's nothing? Everything else." |
 | » daFTWin said ""Why lucy, your eyes are filled with tears" " my heart is full of gladness..Oh look the orchestra is getting ready..dance with me george!"" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I'm the supervisor...can I get a taxi number? (how trashed were they when they wrote that lol)" |
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