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 | » cactain_steef said "hickory smoked, it's the way i like to eat my girls, after they are choked." |
 | » caro said "I'm tryin ta make a dollar out of fifteen cents//
It's hard ta be legit and still pay tha rent" |
 | » Mico said "I'm leaving on a jet plane and I don't know when i'll be back again." |
| » caro said "I hear your house is smart and clean, oh how lovely it must be with your homecoming queen" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Let go" |
 | » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "she burns a lot of cash without working it's just sex without love she's the girl who never cries" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "i'm just a girl" |
| » caro said "in each other's shadows we grew less and less tall .......and eventually our theories couldn't explain it all" |
| » cactain_steef said "come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a chameleooooon" |
 | » Lone_Star said "Sometimes... I just wanna bang you up 'til the banger bangs so hard he'll freaken bang up the bang." |
| » Mico said "Like the dog who returns to his vomit, so does the fool return to his folly." |
| » caro said "enjoy your nightmares while your resting your head" |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "tha complication gives flavor to tha situation" |
| » AlienZeD said "T J Manly says 'allllllright'!" |
| » Mico said "Don't do unto others as you would have others do unto you. People do have different tastes." |
| » cactain_steef said "do the cocaine, dance like a machine" |
| » AlienZeD said "Somebody stole the remote. And I think somebody stole the kegs. Also I think I've been shot. Yep." |
| » Mico said "Who are you doing?" |
 | » Smile said "I was eating some Sea Poup as I was tying my Shucky Loolace" |
| » AlienZeD said "People like people who do things." |
| » PaT_ said "and, the... dreams that you dream of, dreams really do come trueeee....ouuu ouuuuuu." |
| » caro said "save the drama for your mama." |
| » cactain_steef said "And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you,
And from above you how I sank into your soul,
Into that secret place where no one dares to go" |
| » Smile said "Mex is Sessy and my Bags are too Panty (oh the joy of spoonerisms)" |
| » AlienZeD said "As far as Mother Nature goes. I'm a mama's boy." |
| » cactain_steef said "And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder,
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor,
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "throw my ashes into the sea" |
| » AlienZeD said "If you know what you're doing, you'll do." |
| » caro said "but it seems this is a battle that I never
could win." |
| » PaT_ said "Someday, I'll wish upon a star,
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
High above the chimney top,
That's where you'll find me." |
 | » daFTWin said "Got to live for today cause tomorrow ain't promised to me. Don't just want a piece, I want my whole destiny. If you got it, I'm gone take it. If you're in it, You're coming with me." |
| » Mico said "Peter: "Its ok i read a book on this
once" Brian: "Are you sure? are you sure it was nothing" Peter: "oh yeah..."" |
 | » Toltech said "Lady:That was amazing. You saved her life. Thank God you know C.P.R----Glen Quagmire: What the hell's C.P.R.?" |
| » PaT_ said "Well, I see trees of green and red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you.
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world!" |
| » Mico said "I CAN'T FLY!?! FFFUUUuuuuuucccc..." |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "u can u just have to let urself SHINE little star SHINE" |
| » PaT_ said "Oh, somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly,
And the dreams that you dare to.
Oh why, oh why can't I?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Last Modified On 2005-05-10" |
| » caro said "when deadbolts awake you from deja vu dreams, at four in the morning you know where
I'll be." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "we forgot all the names... the names we used to know" |
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