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 | » caro said "hand in hand as i try to land/ feet so unsteady arms feeling heavy..." |
 | » AlienZeD said "Mr. T likes it Brisk!... Ice T!! Foo" |
 | » Mico said ""I love complete strangers, but I hate my own Father... That is the logic of the Future."" |
 | » Lady said "Karma Doesn't Exist , You Do" |
| » caro said "the sadest songs on the radio finaly make sence" |
| » Mico said "If you want to get far in life: Drink your school, stay in drugs, don't do milk." |
| » AlienZeD said "Oh dear." |
| » Mico said "Don't ask a wise man, ask the fool." |
| » caro said "Like an aborted fetus in a jar that opened it's eyes" |
| » Lady said "oh oh oh... yeah i dont got anything...." |
 | » cactain_steef said "KNEE-SLAPPER!!" |
| » caro said "Yee-haw!" |
 | » Toltech said "American beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water!" |
| » Mico said "Sometimes when you win, you lose. And sometimes when you lose, you can win too." |
| » caro said "death smile's at us all, all a man can do is smile back" |
| » Mico said "... because I was tired of wasting my time with you." |
| » cactain_steef said "good thing i was a waste of your time." |
| » AlienZeD said "true dat" |
 | » PaT_ said "I hear babies cry, and I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more than we'll know.
And I think to myself: What a wonderful world" |
| » Mico said "I feel this pressure, this constant pressure on my mind, and it's crushing me to death." |
| » caro said ".. and thats a chance i gotta take." |
| » Mico said "How sweet it is to be loved by you! Do-do-do be do-do." |
| » cactain_steef said "i...i....i.i.i.....i.lovve youu! i i...i.i.i....love you!" |
| » Mico said "...what could it be!?" |
| » cactain_steef said "10-34-72 IRISH" |
| » Mico said "A fool? Who me?... So what? I chose to be." |
 | » Mr_Frog said "I'm not drunk, I'm tired!" |
 | » Mali said "im not drunk, I just drank, drank and drunk are different, drunk means i drank, but after i drank ill be drunk" |
| » caro said "......just another silly goose." |
| » PaT_ said "There is a market for pet psychologists nigga. There is a market for twisted
shitfetish video's. For nipplerings, for riverdancing, for chocolate cupboard roaches..
But you can't find one for cultured hardcore reality and hiphop?" |
| » caro said "You've gotta die, gotta die, gotta die for your government?
Die for your country? That's shit!" |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "wind me up and make me crawl to you tie me up and call to u" |
| » caro said "as if these words were my diary, i'll scream em out loud!!!!" |
 | » Lone_Star said "You're so hardcore you gotta flush twice!" |
 | » daFTWin said ".. all I want..BANG BANG BANG" |
| » PaT_ said "Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all..." |
| » caro said "I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the electric tin opener, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, three piece suite.." |
| » Mr_Frog said "I don't want to know your name..." |
| » Mico said "You're driving me CRAZAY!" |
| » caro said "what do you say when you know your last hello will be your only goodbye ?" |
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