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 | » AlienZeD said "I've used up all my sick days. Tomorrow I'm calling in Dead." |
 | » Toltech said ""If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler" |
 | » blop said "when you admit you're wrong then i'll admit that i'm right." |
 | » kitkat said "trust nobody" |
 | » caro said "you can't jump the tracks if there's a car on the cable's." |
 | » Mico said "I know I sure as hell run faster when she has a knife!" |
| » AlienZeD said "wanna go for a jog? bring your knife, everyone knows you run faster with a knife." |
 | » wisp said "if i had a knife right now, i would stab you." |
| » caro said "I could sit here forever, my thoughts translating into an endless flow of my unconscious." |
| » Mico said "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." |
| » caro said "i got soul; BUT I’M NOT A SOLDIER" |
| » mdc said "I'm hot, sticky, sweet. From my head to my feet. Yeah!" |
| » caro said "It makes me wonder if the word of god is lost in a man" |
| » mdc said "J'ai gaspillé mon temps a gagner du temps." |
| » caro said "wake me up in november" |
| » AlienZeD said ""Rainbow to the stars." Wait a minute... are astronauts gay?" |
 | » cactain_steef said "oh no, here comes that sun again...just means another day, without you my friend" |
| » caro said "perfect in everyyyy way, yet a million miles away." |
 | » michaeldino said ""Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me. They come to our country, and think they'll do as they please."" |
| » caro said "Tell me that you understand///
And you'll take me as I am" |
| » Mico said ""I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given... to those who ask for it."" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "anywhere but home" |
| » Mico said ""It's funny how some people can demand the utmost in life and yet can come to terms with it's stupidity."" |
| » caro said "home sweet home..." |
| » AlienZeD said "If you SUCK in bed I won't fear your love. hehe" |
| » Mico said "If you Suck at Love it's because you fear Bed." |
 | » Smile said "If you suck in bed it's because you fear love ;)" |
| » AlienZeD said "It'll cost ya!" |
| » Mico said "I'd like to hear that one from the whore'ses mouth." |
| » AlienZeD said "If you fear love it's because you suck in bed! hehehe" |
| » Mico said "To fear love is to fear life,
and those who fear life are already three parts dead." |
| » AlienZeD said "I didn't ask to be born!" |
| » Mico said "We're all gonna die!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Better is relative whereas Best is subjective." |
 | » daFTWin said "Here we are looking around like theres something much better,
but I cant help but want you with me." |
| » caro said "i'll crawl through the window and you jump to the the sky, and together we'll fly real high...." |
| » michaeldino said "I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked for some happy news ... she just smiled and turned away" |
| » PaT_ said "and i don't care, if you don't want me, im yours right now, ya here me, i put a spell on you, because your mine." |
| » AlienZeD said "Optically the closer the grass, the greener it would be. But mine is always super orange so what do I know?!" |
| » Mico said "If i'm already on the other side, can your grass still be greener?" |
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