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 | » caro said "A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "here I am EXHAUSTED, cuz I just ended a beautiful relationSHIT" |
 | » AlienZeD said "While you're at it, light this." |
 | » Mico said "Let me light you on fire first." |
| » AlienZeD said "Stop Drop'n'Roll!" |
| » PaT_ said "so go roll around outside" |
| » AlienZeD said "I can't, I smoke too much weed. Oops..." |
| » PaT_ said "how about you remember how to shut the fuck up." |
| » AlienZeD said "Times ARE changing, remember devil sticks?" |
| » PaT_ said "don't criticize What you can't understand/
Your sons and your daughters Are beyond your command/
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'" |
| » Mico said "Fuck the fucking Decepticons, Auotbots Rule! P.S: Jonos Sucks!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Fuck the fucking fuckers" |
 | » Mali said ""I would rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain" |
| » Mico said "Who am I... more importantly, who are you!?" |
| » caro said "screaming durnk disorderly; i'll tell your mom." |
| » AlienZeD said "The harder I try the harder it is to try as hard" |
| » Mali said "How funky is your chicken! How loose is your goose!" |
| » Mico said "...now give yourselves your hands back!" |
| » AlienZeD said "You''ll be staying at the Holiday Leper Inn with all inclusive dining and spare limb training room." |
| » Mico said "*drum roll*... you've just won you and your familly, a life time supply of... Lepracy!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Shoot In Star" |
 | » El_Presidente said "On aime ça" |
| » Mico said "I am no Cyber whore." |
| » AlienZeD said "Being popular and keeping busy go hand in hand." |
| » caro said "The sun just slipped its note below my door;
And I can't hide beneath my sheets" |
| » mdc said "Listen all o' y'all... it's a sabotage" |
| » AlienZeD said "I have crystal balls and a diamond penis. Yes, I last forever!" |
| » Mico said "...your crystal ball, ain't so crystal clear." |
| » AlienZeD said "Sabotage!" |
| » Mico said ""Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."" |
| » AlienZeD said "What a dick." |
| » xbsd said "penis" |
| » AlienZeD said "Bet on the pony that ate the most beans." |
| » mdc said "HORSESHOES FOR ALL!!" |
| » Mali said "Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't." |
| » AlienZeD said "Wires cut you off from freedom" |
| » caro said "sucks to be you; i know i know; sucks to be you; i know its ture." |
 | » Toltech said "Cyrus: What's that camera doing there? Ricky: None of your fucking business actually. (From Trailer Park Boys)" |
| » Mico said "Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to be the average man.
-W. R. Inge" |
| » AlienZeD said "I don't smoke dope, I AM dope... but I smoke it too" |
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