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 | » AlienZeD said "Location Location Location" |
 | » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "a man c'est quoi qui ce passe a mtl -carlos" |
 | » Mali said ""Blacks ain't good as white folk but bettah" - a bamba" |
 | » caro said "she goes for the jugular and never looks back" |
| » AlienZeD said "They say I'm wanted dead or alive... but they'll never get me alive." |
| » caro said "but this one hit me like a big yellow school bus" |
 | » Mico said "Bring-that-beat-back!" |
 | » blop said "i'd like to withdraw from the 4/4ness of life." |
| » AlienZeD said "Wha-What?" |
| » Mali said "whats a niggah when you can have a bamba!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Bungee jumping is the best part of flying.... forgetting to fall." |
 | » Smile said "I like monkeys... I like swinging too... but what I enjoy most is flying in mid air before grabbing the next branch, Oh, and eating and sleeping and all that necessary stuff." |
 | » Toltech said "It's the Cops....no even worse....it's the Police Cops!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Are black girls niggahs too? Or is that what a jiggah is?" |
| » Mico said "'Suck ma' dick, Niggah!'" |
| » Mali said "he took out his shlong and I said "you can't smoke outta my bong!"" |
| » AlienZeD said "Why bother? Well, why not?" |
| » Toltech said "Attention all insomniacs: All you have to do to fu%#*ng fall asleep is lie in your fu%#*ng bed!" |
| » Mico said "" Better to be alone than in poor company." -Pierre Gringore" |
| » Mico said "Can it be!?... nope." |
| » AlienZeD said "Then there's the special kind of girl who gets a firm grip and never lets go." |
| » Toltech said "Mastah Shake: "Don't hate me for being attractive. Why don't you go back to your ugly room and chat with that girl you're afraid of meeting in person?!"" |
| » AlienZeD said "Bursting and bubbling with hope." |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "So much excited teenagers, so much hormones I tell u!" |
| » caro said "im tired of having to work up an attachment to things//tired of life being so much less vivid than it could be." |
| » Mico said "'The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.'
- W. Somerset Maugham; '...errr.' -Mico" |
| » AlienZeD said "I love the market but can't stand the marketing." |
| » Smile said "This ain't no advertisin' place sonny, this here is the oneliners!" |
| » HOUSE_EVENT said ""I love the feeling you get when you leave a club feeling satisfied, even hungry for more, from a well executed set with great tunes AND quality house "
SEP 3 @ MILEEND BAR SPECIAL EVENT
DJ VYKTOR ZAA WWW.MILEENDBAR.COM" |
| » Mico said ""Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal... Bong!"" |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "blop blop blop" |
| » caro said "i wanna take a life tonight" |
| » Mico said "Shit! I was rummaging through this dumpster... and I found all these used porn magazines... I was like, 'sweet!'. But all the pictures were of me... and my balls were showing and everything!!! It totally sucked!" |
| » AlienZeD said "When in doubt. smile." |
| » Mali said "I pull my hair to see the sky; I pull my eye lids to taste the dirt; I pull my tongue to hear the ocean" |
| » Smile said "Mike should get an award for all of his Oneliners... *Hands Mike the Oneliner Award* *clap clap*" |
| » AlienZeD said "For god's sake, the flames are DRAWN on my t-shirt." |
| » blop said "The only difference between you and me is that I'm not on fire." |
| » Mico said "I was in a mental insitution once, and my time is almost over now." |
| » AlienZeD said "I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room with padded walls..." |
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