Oneliners |
 | » caro said "a slave that was destained to own her mastahs'" |
 | » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "comme des garçons oh la la" |
 | » AlienZeD said "I couldn't even think to begin questioning that knowledge." |
 | » blop said "i couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question." |
| » caro said "and finaly there is clarity" |
 | » Mali said "A peach cream is not meant to be" |
 | » Mico said "You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. "AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!"" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "If I can have the job, I can have the girl!" |
 | » Smile said "It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood" |
| » AlienZeD said "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" |
 | » BeAtJuNkIe said "save a tree eat a beaver" |
| » AlienZeD said "If you love someone, you're useful. If someone loves you, you are important." |
| » Mico said "'This oneliner is brought to you by Google.'; When creativity lacks imagination... steal some." |
 | » Toltech said "Beauty and the Beat" |
| » caro said "with my feet on the dash the world doesn't matter" |
| » AlienZeD said "I don't not know no knowledge." |
| » caro said "The glove compartment is inaccurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change." |
| » PaT_ said "cause there's beauty in the breakdown" |
| » caro said "its not thinking about what happens after death that's interesting. It's realising that one day you'll know." |
| » AlienZeD said "Free as a bird" |
 | » moondancer said "On top of every human soul sits a great white dove" |
| » Mico said ""I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilty, period, fuck you, end of report, next case." - George Carlin" |
| » Mali said "I was meant to be a man, so i could dress up as a woman" |
| » AlienZeD said "Step by step" |
| » Mali said "Poutine makes you pooh" |
| » Mico said ""If your talking to God, your praying. If God is talking to you, your schizophrenic." (Haha, Pat that song is awesome!)" |
| » AlienZeD said "Happy 4:20!!" |
| » Smile said "Hello!" |
| » PaT_ said "We are young, heartache to heartache we stand,
No promises, no demands,
Love is a battlefield, we are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong. searchin' our hearts for so long, both of us knowing, love is a battlefield." |
| » AlienZeD said "Waste your time on anything worth your time." |
| » Mico said ""Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."" |
 | » Lucien said "Music is like life - We like it better when it goes out with a bang." |
| » caro said "and to much change can be misleading." |
| » Mico said "Now grow!! Like god intended you to!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!" |
| » Mico said "I've told you a million times, to stop exagerating!!" |
| » PaT_ said "straight up blue's: so bare this in mind, a true friend is hard to find." |
| » Smile said "I Like Life. I Love Life. I Live Life. (Like + Love = Live... get it?)" |
| » AlienZeD said "There's a fine line between being selfish and being realistic." |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "Call it the need to feel. From time to time I need to shine... so pedictable to want to feel so beautiful." |
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