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 | » FreshJive420 said "Cannabis will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no cannabis..." |
 | » Mali said "right, left, right, *farts*, left, right" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Left, Right, Left Right Left" |
 | » Misfit said "close but no cigar..." |
 | » daFTWin said "I fell into booze and had to drink my way out." |
| » AlienZeD said "Something new is in store for you." |
| » became_an_hero said "c'est pas demain l'abeille." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Turn the page on today walk away" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "I hate everyone except myself!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I trust the Universe because without it I wouldn't be." |
 | » caro said "i took cutie for a ride in my death cab" |
 | » Mico said ""I trust the Universe to supply my abundance of love and pussy."" |
 | » M-A-X said ":-D" |
| » Mali said "Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living, the other helps you make a life. ." |
| » AlienZeD said "Dearly Beloved, Hi! ^_^" |
| » FreshJive420 said "The night slowly fades and goes slow motion, all the commotion becomes floatin emotions" |
 | » trashandsuicide said "Stop asking "Can I" and start asking "I Can"" |
| » AlienZeD said "Times are a changin'" |
| » Mico said ""Les grandes personnes ne comprennent jamais rien toutes seules, et c'est fatigant, pour les enfants, de toujours leur donner des explications." -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry" |
| » caro said "you can't leave a war without a scar or [two]" |
| » beercrack said "Suffering from heart disease, rheumatism, Bright's disease of the kidneys, and complications from influenza, without stopping to philosophize." |
| » xbsd said "hey c mon pinice ca!" |
| » M-A-X said "An album cover" |
| » Mali said "When one door of happiness closes, another opens, often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us" |
| » caro said "Bicycle Bicycle, Bicycle man" |
| » daFTWin said "when you can't decide what's on your mind
it's clear i'm here, starla dear" |
| » caro said "i like change, you know, i may just grow a moustache." |
 | » Toltech said "Some people preffer cucumbers over pickles." |
| » caro said "cause home is where the heart is" |
| » Mr_Frog said "sti qu'j'ai'l'gout d'fourrer!" |
 | » moondancer said "Pfff... soft porn makes me hard.. i mean wet.. i mean hard.. i mean wet" |
 | » El_Presidente said "They call it soft porn cuz you can't get hard to it" |
| » became_an_hero said "Mico posted a twoliner. 0_0" |
| » AlienZeD said "I'd give up my whole life until now to restart my whole life up until now." |
 | » Hidra said "maybe someday..." |
| » M-A-X said "GGGOOOOOOD MORRRNING RAVE.CA!" |
| » Mico said "Nobody in their right mind can trust a person without having a reason to. The reason we trust people at raves, is because we are fucked out of our minds." |
| » caro said "You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves" |
| » AlienZeD said "Like + Love = Live!(stolen muahahaha)" |
| » caro said "you say the ones you love, you'd die for. But I say- the ones I love, I live my life for" |
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