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 | » FreshJive420 said "For you parents, toad licking is also known as lillypadding, frenching the prince and doing kermit.........and yes hooray for snow and the boarders that glide over it!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Snow is beautiful" |
 | » Smile said "Nice men become our bitches, mean men are bitches" |
 | » caro said "if i smile real pretty will you tell me a story?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "...aaaaaaaaaaaaand so on..." |
 | » Mico said "He needed money so he put her on the street.
Everything was going fine until the day she met me." |
| » FreshJive420 said "The only family that she ever had is her seven horny bothers and her drunk ass dad" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "it's the wrong way" |
| » AlienZeD said "Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid, for your family get paid" |
| » caro said "annies 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore, nobody ever told her its the wrong way." |
| » AlienZeD said "Don't drop the soap" |
| » opio said "hi" |
| » Mico said "He who laughs last thinks slowest." |
| » caro said "but we look so good when we all fall down" |
| » AlienZeD said "When in doubt, be skeptical." |
| » caro said "i wish i could bring you all home with me (hahaha)" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Everyone's around but no one does a damn thing! IT BRINGS ME DOWN!!!...but i won't let 'em...-The Offspring" |
 | » Mali said "Does that mean Mico does the same?" |
| » Mali said "to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many, that’s research" |
| » Smile said "I actually don't want school to end... it makes me sad to say goodbye. Screw christmas break! Nerds reunite!" |
| » beercrack said "on celebrera votre deuil" |
| » AlienZeD said "Make fun of life to make life fun." |
| » Mali said "Knock knock! Whose there? Go fuck yourself!" |
| » Mico said "I'd take no for an answer." |
 | » Lone_Star said "Don't betray your friend unless you expect him to be your last." |
 | » daFTWin said "haha awwww" |
| » caro said "fuck you, its not christmas" |
| » FreshJive420 said "oh therapy can you please fill the void...am i retarded or am i just overjoyed...nobody's perfect and i stand accused...for lack of a better word and thats my best excuse...-green day" |
| » Mali said "One thing I really hate is the one thing I really love, myself" |
| » Smile said "That's a mighty large surf board u got there..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Life flies by when you make money." |
| » FreshJive420 said "rudy thought...all good things...come to those that wait...but recently...he could see...that they may come...too late...- supertramp" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "osti de caféine! laisse moi dormir!!!" |
| » caro said "today, i have the attention span of a fly" |
| » FreshJive420 said "What do you do when your bitch is untrue? you dump the hooker off and find someone knew. I need another bitch...In My Life...-Notorious B.I.G." |
| » caro said "but i promise this is on a whole new plane i can even tell by the way she says my name" |
| » beercrack said "je ne suit pas celui. est tu cela? si, n'est ce pas?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Post Oneliner..." |
| » Mali said "Friends can come and go but your dogs stay with you their entire life." |
| » caro said "Infidel to die for what I'm doing
will happen in the morning when the mirror won't recognize me." |
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