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 | » AlienZeD said "Sex is all about life." |
 | » M-A-X said "Maybe im gonna have sex soon....
M@X 7 Dec 05 2:30 am" |
| » AlienZeD said "The teddy bear that rocked the world." |
 | » Smile said "There's nothing you can do to make me untrue to my pooh,...(my pooh)...... he may not be a movie star but when it come to being stinky, we are! There's not a diaper today, who could tear me away, from my pooh...." |
 | » caro said "meme and coocoo taking the world one photocopy at a time." |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm late i'm late I'm late, for a very important date" |
| » M-A-X said "NEED SEX!!!! Can you send the Playboy Rescue Team PLZ!" |
 | » Mali said "Nice! Cause I was gonna kill you anyway..." |
 | » FreshJive420 said "I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad...these dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had..." |
| » Mali said "I am naked, point blank!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "u know...i'm naked under my clothes!!!" |
| » caro said "the saddest part of a broken heart isn't the ending so much as the start" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "the tragedy starts from the very first spark- losing your mind for the sake of your heart." |
| » M-A-X said "I want sex now!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Does god ever need a haircut?" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose." |
| » Mali said ""If you are God, then show me a miracle." God points at a tall growing tree. "Isn't that a miracle enough?" says God." |
| » Mr_Frog said "I need to get a fucking hair cut !" |
| » Mali said "One day, Just one day... you might blow up!" |
| » AlienZeD said "The only thing that can keep us apart is time." |
 | » Mico said ""A new subculture is born, and within 2 minutes the rights will have been sold to Nike."" |
| » FreshJive420 said "hmmm her wrists have been slit...this girl must've died of emo" |
| » Mico said "I love you. Me neither." |
| » caro said "They all said life’s just a bowl of cherries but sometimes it seems like anything but sometimes reputations outlive their expectations." |
| » FreshJive420 said "If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're not doing it right!" |
| » Mali said "kamikaze!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "k is for KARATE-CHOP-ACTION!" |
 | » Lone_Star said "I hear some people can drasticly overcome the risk of stupidity by shutting the fuck up." |
| » caro said "i wasnt made for this stage life" |
| » FreshJive420 said "lol and then the fireman said: "where my hose at?" ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!" |
| » beercrack said ""....after listening to that choice mix, I can no longer listen to the originals of either of these songs again. They deserve to marry each other." |
| » caro said "does not compute" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i always tell the truth, even when i lie" |
| » Mico said "I'd never lie! I'd only change my mind." |
| » FreshJive420 said "The Cruel Joke Of The Day: Whats the opposite of chirstopher reeves?..................................................................................................................................christopher walken'" |
| » AlienZeD said "I snow, therefore I am ;)" |
| » Smile said "SNOW IS COLD" |
| » caro said "and at 19 years of age she was already a walking contradiction" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i need a hug" |
 | » daFTWin said "you'll never believe me so why don't you find out for yourself
Then you'll see the glass hidden in the grass
Bad seeds come and go for which you must allow
Sick down to my heart that's just the way it goes" |
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