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 | » FreshJive420 said "People make the holidays come together" |
 | » AlienZeD said "The holidays bring people together ." |
 | » caro said "Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat //
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet //
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out" |
| » FreshJive420 said "You Can't always Get What You Want..but If You Try..You Might Find.....You Get what You need..." |
 | » Mico said "If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub off half the "fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible." |
| » FreshJive420 said "We have decided to turn our backs on this holiday thats why we've invented our own celebration...A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!" |
| » became_an_hero said "who deserves it." |
| » AlienZeD said "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i'm floating to through the air.....nope that's just the pain killers...hooray for getting wisdom teeth taken out!" |
| » beercrack said "hurry down the chimney" |
| » AlienZeD said "That's a lot of sex" |
| » beercrack said "i've been an ass. a dick. a cunt. an asshole. a head. i've given a hand. i've been given the finger. but today i am all of me." |
| » AlienZeD said "If you want to be happy... get to know yourself!! Then get to know me ;)" |
 | » DOMINATOR said "HARDWARE 4 EVER!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "It's those moments alright, and the rest too..." |
 | » o_skoo_bigwheela said "It's those moments in your life when you realise...everything is going to be different after this." |
 | » blop said "I feel in love with a bad bad man, and ever since I met him I've been sad sad sad." |
| » caro said "bros before hoes, straight up" |
| » AlienZeD said "I can take it" |
| » beercrack said "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" |
| » caro said "when the door shuts its like another paper cut, now im stuck with a handful of band aids" |
| » AlienZeD said "A hard day's night?!?" |
 | » Toltech said "You're about to learn the value of a hard day's night." |
 | » Mali said "I was so happy I thought I was in a dream, then I realised I was just living life." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Peace and Love" |
| » AlienZeD said "I'll take as many lives as I need to in order to save just one." |
| » caro said "A coward dies a thousand deaths
A soldier dies but once" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "The End is the Beginning is the End!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I can walk the walk" |
| » Mali said "I want to live in a dream, with no end and no beginning." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I Refute Your Reality And Substitute It For My Own" |
| » Mali said "Kill the bitch..." |
 | » trashandsuicide said "You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I used to be schizophrenic... but we're OK now!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I'd say i'm pessimistic, but I'd probably be wrong." |
| » caro said "Feet and floors. Get no credit. For carrying the world on their backs." |
| » AlienZeD said "ignorance is bliss?!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Uh Oh..that was you......I better get checked!!!" |
| » Mali said "I got my first std while I was on film!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "pornstars fuck for a living, we live to fuck" |
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