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 | » AlienZeD said "Let's all have some phun!" |
 | » Party_Girl said "ont lache pas ont est des pirouettes" |
 | » CMYK said "Words are cheap, c'est le genre de phrase qu'on achete au K-mart" |
| » Party_Girl said "Vis tes rêves au lieu de rêver ta vie" |
| » CMYK said "Fuck it up ketchup!" |
 | » AliceInAcidLand said "Set your goals low and you won't be disappointed." |
| » Party_Girl said "i really want you to SHUT THE FUCK UP" |
 | » Vee-Vee said "She may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove she doesn't let you drink the shampoo! No matter how good it smells!" |
| » Party_Girl said "pret pas pret je pete" |
 | » M1N1M4L_FR34KKK said "Prout Prout ! j't'un scout!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "excellence is not a skill its an attitude" |
 | » Gangbang_Girl said "Le bonheur est où on le trouve et rarement où on le cherche" |
| » Party_Girl said "DANCE as though no one is watching you, LOVE as though you've never been hurt before, SING as though no one can hear you, LIVE like heaven is on earth" |
 | » djCasTproS said "☆.尺丹山尺.★ One last try :D" |
| » Party_Girl said "your look is so wrong that its perfect" |
| » djCasTproS said "tas pas besoin de gps pour trouver mon coeur il es pres du tien..." |
| » Party_Girl said "without you i'll be ok" |
| » djCasTproS said "Faut que ça jute Faut ksa Faut ksa jute !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "boit un FUZE sa l'équilibre ton BUZZ" |
| » CMYK said "sau-ter-elle bi-o-ni-que" |
| » Party_Girl said "There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung" |
| » djCasTproS said "ALORS, Trésor tu chante comme un tenor meme en quatuor tu ressemble a boucle d'or ou encor tu tfont dans ldecor yo icite c est larmée ecoute les tambour-majors y vont te montrer la vrai technicolor tel un matador jtadow ktu soit la ou ktu dors." |
| » Party_Girl said "live hard, die young" |
| » djCasTproS said "en vérité je vous le dit !!!!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "silence screams out the truth" |
| » djCasTproS said "jpense pus mwé jai pus dplaster sh!t ALORS" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest bien d'etre bien mais cest mieux d'etre mieux" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "Dance while you have the chance!" |
| » Party_Girl said "When the whole world fits inside of your arms
Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm" |
| » CMYK said "malune talume?" |
| » Party_Girl said "i hate everything about you, why do i love you" |
| » CMYK said "La photo est flou, ca devait etre drole!" |
| » Party_Girl said "qui se ressemble s'assemble" |
| » djCasTproS said "Tout le monde ment, mais personne ne dit : "je mens" ; tout le monde se réclame de la vérité, alors que dire "je mens" est la seule chose vraie que l'on puisse dire. ALORS" |
| » Party_Girl said "cause i've got the pills" |
 | » HighdroXy said "En ouvrant la fenêtré la nuit derniere, jai entendue des grillons chanté...Jleur ai repondu GRIS GRIS COME TU VRUX DEMAIN VAS FAIRE BLEU PAREIl!! ..................................................ktard" |
| » Party_Girl said "im living in a world alone, it gets better everyday" |
| » CMYK said "Tout passe trop vite quand je suis trop bien" |
| » Party_Girl said "too much is never enough" |
| » AlienZeD said ""Honey, there's a spider in the house!" -"What? Where? I'm going to get my gun!"" |
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