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 | » moondancer said "The only thing worse than someone who complains is someone who complains about people complaining." |
 | » beercrack said "more cowbell" |
| » FreshJive420 said "oh i get it so rock always wins?...x-ept for paper...so paper is invincible...oh unless you use scisors so scissors always win...unles you use rock....ooooooh so rock ALWAYS WINS" |
 | » caro said "cutest matching paper sales delivery girls ever" |
| » FreshJive420 said "finnaly posted my art in the graf gallery for your viewing pleasure" |
| » caro said "the best things in life are free but you can give them to the birds and bees; i want money, money." |
 | » AlienZeD said "Loiter!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I'm against Picketting but i don't know how to show it" |
| » AlienZeD said "It's not over till I get fat, have a sex change, and sing!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i got a king size bed...I don't know any kings but if one came over i'm sure he'd be very comfortable..here you are your majesty its to your exact specifications..." |
 | » Mico said ""The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die for a cause, while the mark
of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live" |
| » beercrack said "one half watches the other. into a whole" |
| » AlienZeD said "I used to be a quitter, but I gave that lifestyle up." |
| » Mico said "I don't know half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." |
| » FreshJive420 said "the best things in life aren't free...sure you don't need money but a big ass 80$ bottle won't hurt" |
 | » Smile said "Bagels are good" |
| » FreshJive420 said "BOOYASHAKA" |
| » AlienZeD said "Shazam!" |
| » caro said "he grabs her hair and strokes her on the cheeck." |
| » Mico said "I thought what i'd do was, i'd pretend to be one of those deaf mutes..." |
 | » nothingnopenope said "Rap is Rape without the E" |
| » FreshJive420 said "really? i used to be high on life bu then i built up a tolerance...I used to seize the day but now i need 3 to get the same buzz" |
 | » trashandsuicide said "I was high on life, and then I bad-tripped." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I Don't Care If this Sounds Gay, I'm Gonna Dance The Night Away....SOMA 2K6 WOOOOOO!!!!!....um..yes i said it....woo" |
| » horaceblunt said "I feel FuNkY so InTeNsE DaNcY" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Every year begins with a twist and ends with fate" |
 | » Mali said "Grampa gave me some crack" |
 | » M-A-X said "I hope 2006 will be cool" |
| » AlienZeD said "Misery loves company" |
| » Mali said "i met a hooker that gave hugs for 5$" |
| » FreshJive420 said "A guy Wants To Get His money back from a 5$ hooker...she says "hey it was only 5 bucks what were you expecting? lobster?"" |
| » Mico said "Sleep tight, ya' morons!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Happiness Come In Small Dozes, Its Cigarette Or A 5 Second Orgasm or a Cookie, THAT'S IT...You Cum, You Smoke The Butt You Eat The Fuckin' Cookie You Wake Up And Go To Fuckin' Work On Monday...Life Sucks Get a Helmet" |
| » caro said "Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a
manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice." |
| » Mali said ""I hate when people complain about the cold, the homeless have to live in the cold all the time" -Some Homeless Guy" |
| » AlienZeD said "Get your helmet on!! We're going carolling!" |
| » Mico said "It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to" |
| » AlienZeD said "(with melody) i feel like chicken tonight" |
| » Mali said "im not sick, im a healthy pervert" |
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