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 | » AlienZeD said "My parol officer said that if I don't get the upgrade, I won't get back my stabbin' knife. I hate those X1 Robots!" |
 | » beercrack said ""Rock and roll is a pigfarm"" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i don't care if i go through life without helping other people...i just don't wanna get stabbed" |
| » AlienZeD said "You can't prove it won't happen." |
 | » TwinStorm said "Death does not scare me, i mean no im not afraid to die... i just don't wanna be there when it happens" |
 | » caro said "i give up" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i play hockey, i even have two records: most minutes spent in a penalty box and i'm the only guy who ever took off his skate and tried to stab someone else" |
| » AlienZeD said "Go Habs GO!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Whats Your Name? What Have You Had? Reach For The Lazers...Safe As Fuck!" |
| » caro said "safety first today, no regrets tomorrow" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am unilliterate!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "thinking clearly yet not thinking at all.....reality is on its way" |
| » AlienZeD said "You can't live in the future if you're not alive in the present!" |
| » caro said "Beat Bandits" |
| » FreshJive420 said "so we get there and we're thinking great, a chick fuckin' a horse and we get there and its...a chick...fuckin' a horse...i tell ya its not as awesome as it sounds" |
 | » Mali said "do the bamba! "hunny is there a black man under your bed?"" |
| » AlienZeD said "eh? macarena!?!?" |
| » caro said "do the bambi" |
| » beercrack said "stay in school" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Get Thee Hence To Endless Night.....or for those who don't get it...GO TO HELL" |
| » beercrack said "Now that our own chosen way is a novelty --
Hands on our hearts we salute you your victory,
Choke on your blue white and scarlet hypocrisy" |
 | » Mico said "I'm probably the only kid that ever said that he wanted to grow up to beome a crack head. Well take it from me, don't let anyone tell you that dreams can't come true." |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "this skirt is worth more than what ur daddaii makes in a year, my daddaii bought it for me in poiris" |
| » AlienZeD said "Why don't the Indians run for office?" |
 | » frigo said ""Martin attacks Layton for not attacking Harper" - Canadian politics at it's finest" |
| » caro said "The only perfect world, is the one you make up." |
| » AlienZeD said "ehehehe... screaming..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaaaaaah" |
| » AlienZeD said "And then the Lord said: "Waaaaazzzzzaaaaaa!"" |
| » beercrack said "And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken - Leonard" |
 | » X_Sasha_X said ""The decisions you make today will be the same as tomorow's, drown yourself today, drown yourself tomorow" -Sasha" |
| » beercrack said "Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum" |
| » AlienZeD said "Please don't equate women to the STM" |
 | » VTFF said "''La femme de ta vie c'est comme le métro tout le monde la déjà pris'' -Fuzati" |
| » FreshJive420 said "the word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the word" |
| » Mali said "Relay Without Delay, Relay Your Life Away!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "dogs are forever in the "push-up" position" |
| » MXSJ said "Without a drop of blood is drawn, you know how it bleeds...
Beware of the sharp edged weapon called human being..." |
| » caro said "And niggaz wonder why my heart is filled with hatred an anger;
Cause some bitch killed my first born song with a coat hanger" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I have a fever and the only perscription is..." |
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