Oneliners |
 | » Rakoon said "Terrorcore : It's underground music, it's a nigga that play drums" |
 | » AlienZeD said "*clears throat* new oneliner." |
 | » PaT_ said "I am folded and unfolded and unfolding/
I am colorblind/
Coffee black and egg white." |
 | » caro said "i thought i heard the shuffle of angless feet" |
| » Rakoon said ""I want you to get up right now, go to the window, open it and stick your head out and yell:
I'M AS MAD AS HELL!!! AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"" |
 | » M-A-X said "OMG! This thing still work!" |
 | » RaveEndless said "eeee. What?" |
| » PaT_ said "life. it's bigger, it's bigger than you. and you, are not me." |
 | » neoform said "moop" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "poonany waffles!" |
| » OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX said "Woob wooob wooooooob.!" |
| » AlienZeD said ":D Futurama is THE source of Oneliners... hehe" |
| » FreshJive420 said "K: thats not being nice cartman...that's wearing a nice sweater. C: I don't understand the difference. K: I know you don't..." |
 | » Mico said "... "knock knock" "Who's there?" "oneliner" "..."" |
| » FreshJive420 said "why do i feel no one gets that but us? lol" |
| » AlienZeD said "I hope it's a lager so I can bring it to a ballgame!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "so what are you gonna call it? BenderBrau if its a lager, Bot Weiser if its an ale..." |
| » AlienZeD said "That reminds me of that drug trip I imagined when I was on that drug trip..." |
| » caro said "you can set sail to the west if you want to" |
| » FreshJive420 said "- Thats guy's an idiot
-No I'm...Doesn't?!" |
| » beercrack said "i m here just, for the opposition" |
| » AlienZeD said "There but for the grace of god. *dives into a dumpster*" |
| » FreshJive420 said "why i seymour pullin your pants? its like he doesn't wan't you to go or somethin'or he thinks your pants are too short..which francly is absurb cuz you look fabulous..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Did I ever tell you how I used to own that ship?" |
| » caro said "lets be friends, please" |
| » FreshJive420 said "oh my god these guys are so cool they're getting a reading of over 1,000 MegaFonzy's" |
| » AlienZeD said "Sex is cool." |
| » beercrack said "YA HEARD!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "All this thuggin around has awoken my inner killer. SO LETS START DROPPIN BOOOOMBS!!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "All in all it's just a-nother brick in the wall" |
| » FreshJive420 said "we don't need no education...we don't need no thought control...no dark sarcasm in the classroom...teacher leave them kids alone..." |
| » AlienZeD said "existence is power" |
| » FreshJive420 said "when you're a clown, no one takes you seriously" |
| » AlienZeD said "If you can imagine it... good for you." |
| » FreshJive420 said "my relationships always end with "hey whay are you doing in bed with that other woman" and that was me talking" |
 | » moondancer said "People passing by with hurried steps." |
| » Mico said "Some fucking drug addict has cut my cocaine with Saniflush! Nurse! Send the boy out to fill this Rx on the double!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "1,2, 123 i got a ticket so ride with me mary go down on the mery go round" |
| » caro said "Damn Ma, I love you like the lah, the ganja
Sensimilla, can I feel ya" |
 | » daFTWin said "its FRAAAAAAAAANCE , not poiris.. silly." |
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